o...m....g.... WTF? EW! SAD! GET A LIFE!

I've no problem with a guy wanting to jack 1 off, I've no problem with him :banana::banana::banana::banana: or asking for BJ if he can't get the works, but if any guy I ever dated did THAT because I had Aunt Irma visiting for the week and too concious about a bit of blood then omg he would be thrown out with the couch there and then!

Seriously - I'd buy the guy a feckin prossy before I'd let him do that!

URGH - I'M NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO SLEEP TONIGHT NOW GOD DAMNIT!

*goes and puts on some pr0n to remind herself not all men are that sick, fecked up, desperate or retarded*

~Bex