Quote Originally Posted by N19h7m4r3 View Post
Give us a chance at least

If in doubt you've your friendly Blacklight to check up on our couches and other items.

That way you'll know if someone can be trusted, the light never lies!
This is true... Good point!

...although I just thought of a flaw in my plan

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...I used to have sex on my couch with my ex - could produce some unfair looking results.

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Then again. The stains aren't streaming down or primarily based between the cushions!

~Bex