The G00D M0RNING Thread!!!

[Martijn]

Damn, that really makes me happy for not having had a single problem in the 17 years I walk this Earth...

I assume it's the bleeding that is dangerous for your heart since bacteria can enter the bloodstream easily?

[Kayin]

Think so.

Remember, abscesses are serious infections as well. There's a LOT of stuff in there that can hurt me.

However, I do have a good oral surgeon. She takes good care of me...

[fart_plume]

Mornin' All, Coffees brewin', and it's raining like hell here...................

[Bootup05]

Blow the rain away

[Kayin]

Morning all, work today, and to be damned if I don't have to walk the three miles to it. Mother-in-law isn't ere today, and we had planned on it when my wife took day shift.

Bugger.

Update: Plans were made for me, they just didn't tell me. Now I can assault you all for about an hour longer.

[twilyth]

The female cat sits in front of the tv, looks at me, looks at the tv, meows and then starts again - until I give in and put on mouse tv. Do you believe that after a week of chowing down on poison bait, this damn mouse is still alive? Could it be a franken-mouse? It is definitely one ugly little jiz wad. It's got a huge, ugly nose that would embarrass even Carl Malden. But I've got some glue traps I'm going to try. First I'm going to try plugging the hole and seeing if that stops him.

In the meantime, my stomach has been speaking in tongues all morning. I have no idea what's going on there.

Started getting back into my workouts yesterday. Did almost 1.5 miles at 9.5% incline and barely broke a sweat. Having the house temp at 68F helps a lot though.

[D_A]

That sounds like he ain't no mouse ... he's a RAT. Nasty little fekkers they are.

[Mr_Slinky]

psst do you actually see them eat the poison the reason I say that is we had chipmunks in our garage and to get out they would chew though the bottom of our new garage door. and we put out poison bait for them to eat and they were gone in less then 2 days for all 3 5oz. packs.They were saving it for winter so they were just playing with it; I bet that the mouse/rat is doing the same thing. Then you put a mouse trap that will kill him the next time he comes out. then get him to come out of his hole and it will be problem solved

[xVeinx]

Mouse trap + peanut butter = no more mouse

[D_A]

psst do you actually see them eat the poison the reason I say that is we had chipmunks in our garage and to get out they would chew though the bottom of our new garage door. and we put out poison bait for them to eat and they were gone in less then 2 days for all 3 5oz. packs.They were saving it for winter so they were just playing with it; I bet that the mouse/rat is doing the same thing. Then you put a mouse trap that will kill him the next time he comes out. then get him to come out of his hole and it will be problem solved

Mines. Go Cambodia on the little fekker.

[[XC] mysticmerlin]

You ain't cought that thing yet Twilyth ? Get the 12gau out and shoot the dang thing

Oh yeah morning for me here anyways. Still on nigh shift.

Think BLUE !!

[twilyth]

psst do you actually see them eat the poison the reason I say that is we had chipmunks in our garage and to get out they would chew though the bottom of our new garage door. and we put out poison bait for them to eat and they were gone in less then 2 days for all 3 5oz. packs.They were saving it for winter so they were just playing with it; I bet that the mouse/rat is doing the same thing. Then you put a mouse trap that will kill him the next time he comes out. then get him to come out of his hole and it will be problem solved

That's a good point. I see on the mouse cam that it is gnawing but I can't tell if it is swallowing . . . that didn't come out right. what I mean is that it might be cheeking it and then going back to it's nest. But I have escalated the battle . . .

That sounds like he ain't no mouse ... he's a RAT. Nasty little fekkers they are.

I've never seen a rat - and I used to go to school in Newark so I know what they look like. Although the ones up there were big enough to carry a rider. You'd get 2 or 3 panhandling as you were walking to the train station.

This guy is definitely a mouse - just a fat, ugly one.

Mouse trap + peanut butter = no more mouse

I've got glue traps and I put peanut butter in the middle plus I put some on a few of the traps. Bhwahahaha!

You ain't cought that thing yet Twilyth ? Get the 12gau out and shoot the dang thing

This mouse is a smartazz. He actually kicked one of the traps off the ledge because it was in his way - bastage!

But I plugged the hole with steel screening. There is a gap on either side of the joist and I jammed the screening in pretty thoroughly. However he may already be in the basement so I'll have to check the mouse cam and see what is going on. If I capture his slow painful death on tape, I'll post it for everyone. Hehehe.

[CyberDruid]

Sticky traps are such fun...if you have someone you really need to annoy just place a sticky trap under their desk so when they take off their shoes and stretch out WAHAHAHAHAA!

[karl_eller]

Care to explain to this uneducated barbarian what a sticky trap is? Is the sticky trap just a kind of pad with some sort of uber-glue on it, or is there more to it than that? Down here, we use the old-school spring-loaded trap that kills those bastards dead. None of this "humane" capturing it alive crap so you have to kill it later on

Eller

[twilyth]

Care to explain to this uneducated barbarian what a sticky trap is? Is the sticky trap just a kind of pad with some sort of uber-glue on it, or is there more to it than that? Down here, we use the old-school spring-loaded trap that kills those bastards dead. None of this "humane" capturing it alive crap so you have to kill it later on

Eller

Here you go.



They're scared to death so you don't have to kill them - although in the meantime they pizz and shizz all over the place. But if the mouse is too smart to go for the trap, you don't have a lot of options.

I also have a trap that will electrocute them, but I can't find that one.

[Mr_Slinky]

I also have a trap that will electrocute them, but I can't find that one.

WWWWhat you need to scour the house for that thing. I would love to simply see that thang!

[CyberDruid]

38F today.

Of course this is the day I have to get a lot done...

Almost got the shop closed up... still got 24' of soffit open...and it's blowing...

No way I can get that done right now..gotta put a rig together...but SOON

[randomplatypi]

Good Morning all! Sig, how's your wife?

[fart_plume]

Mornin' All, got old coffee...........waiting for the pot to cool so i can make some fresh.................

[twilyth]

Good Morning all! Sig, how's your wife?

Yes, I meant to ask this yesterday too.

I caught the mouse and I'm pretty sure it's the same one - he just couldn't resist the peanut butter - hehehe - xveinx. In fact, he's got pb shooting out of his mouth as the spring trap snapped his little neck - boo-hoo. I'll post pix if anyone is interested.

Now I have to review the video to see if he got past my defenses or if he was already in the basement when I plugged the holes.

[64dragon]

morning guys, almost friday. get to take my car to the shop/stealership to get my cat converter replaced AGAIN, it was replaced 3 yrs ago and i only have 28,000 miles on the thing its under warranty tho so shouldn't cost me anything.

[D_A]

Stop trying to run leaded fuel in the thing, it trashes the cat.

[SiGfever]

Good Morning all! Sig, how's your wife?

That is very kind of you to ask. She is still in a lot of pain but is making progress.
Thanks,
John

[randomplatypi]

Hope she gets well soon!

[64dragon]

That is very kind of you to ask. She is still in a lot of pain but is making progress.
Thanks,
John

it seems i've missed something or don't remember reading it, if you don't mind me asking, what happened?