lol... i liked this one in the reviews section....

My Wife Left Me
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Reviewed By Hibber.J.T.Jibber esq. on 2/21/2010 12:00:00 AM
Tech Level: High understanding aka UberNoob - Ownership: 1 week - 1 month

Pros: Packaging was pretty nice. Came with a free copy of Metro 2033 and Bioshock 2.the delivery guy also had a gtx480 and we rubbed our epeens together in a chorus of slithering slideyness, the only way true nvidia fans can and do. we were in a kind of queer(ginger beer) epeen heaven.
Cons: I came home 2 days after installing into my computer, and found my wife packing her bags, saying she was moving out and taking the GTX480 with her. She said it pleases her in more ways than I would ever know. She packed her bags and took the kids.

Other Thoughts: The house is empty.

very funny quote...