Hmm, well, I just tried the new board, and it does not turn on either. I used two different power supplies, although one of them is of questionable status. I manually turned on the "questionable" PSU by hooking up the green wire to GND, and it DOES indeed turn on like that. However, plugged into the mobo, it does not turn on at all. My "good" PSU, the OCZ, has a status LED on the back. It turns from amber to red when I try to turn on the system. Very weird.

Could my CPU be dead? If it was my CPU, wouldn't it turn on but fail to go anywhere?