Honda nice job man. I just went to the Primus show at Roseland tonight and I havent seen them live since 1993. I was expecting the worst because the last show I saw at roseland ballroom was THE CARS reunion and it blowed so hard I got 2 beers from the bar and it was so jam packed full of squares and guys in their 40s I left after 30 min. But the Primus show tonight was so rad!!!

I recently bought a canon HF-S21 high def camera and always wanted to record a live show. So all day I was like "should I tape it? what if I get caught by security?" etc etc/. So I came up with this plan to hide the camera in this marc jacobs vest (my last girlfriend worked for MJ so I got hooked up) that vest is like a fishing vest with all these pockets and is reversable. the key is that it has this long pocket in the back where your lumbar is so I put the cam in there and thought once I made it past security I would get my beers and start filming the show.

So I finally get to the venue and they have these huge IRish bouncers patting everyone down and they pat the back of the vest and find the camera so I have to explain (i played dumb) hey i didnt know.
So he tells me I need to check the camera with this lady so I agree. She tells me that the camera is too valuable and I should hold the camera but I need to give her the camera battery so i cant use the camera and after the show I get the camera back.

Remember in Batman the dark knight when Morgan Freeman has to give the security guard in China his cell phone? Well it was just like that. She turns away and I reached into my pocket and with one hand I took the cover off my blackberry and got the battery out and gave her the battery from the phone. She took it with no suspicion and the canon I snuck in still has the battery!!!!!!!

So I get past that and I have my camera still avail. So next I go to the bar and ask the bartender for a Campari and soda and can of bud. Campari is red so when I see him start pouring clear alcohol I ask him what hes doing and he says hes pouring me a bacardi and soda!!! Bacardi and soda!??? i was like "hey man I wanted campari and soda" he says they dont have campari and he thought I said bacardi and soda.

I dont know about the hw bot team but who asks for bacardi and soda!!? EXACTLY! nobody. not even Don or uncle steve. So I tell him hey man its cool Ill take it and I give him 20 bux. he hands it back and says "ive been dealing with these aholes from jersey and long Island all night and they still suck and i gave you the wrong order and you were cool about it so its on the house. I tipped him 10 bux..

So now I have the camera snuck in and i have 20 bux worth of drinks for 10 bux and Primus is rocking. To make a long story short, I got in good position and got someone to hold my drinks for me during the whole show while I worked the camera, I didnt get caught, some babe went to do a beer run for me while I was recording and the dudes behind me passed me some grass and I got grassed to the max during the encore. I got my battery back and bought fizzle fry on vinyl and managed to get home safe and have all this amazing Primus footage to share with everyone!

I'll send the link as soon as I get it on my hardrive.