Quote Originally Posted by ScottALot View Post
How did you jizz in your pants?
If I were a guy I'd have soaked my boxers and jeans! However as a lady, I can only get most and it's certainly not the same impact impressiveness level as a guy jizzing himself. But it's the only phrase that lived up to the level of excitement this builds brings upon me!

...maybe this is the reason I don't have a bf?

~Bex