GoNz0, thanks for the tip. I loosened up on my mount and that seemed to make it a little bit better. After that, I found this site here.
Specifically, my QPI/DRAM voltage's relationship with my DRAM bus voltage was too large. So if you have the same problem, check that.

I plan on draining, cleaning, lapping my cpu, and doing a remount soon. I'll check for bent pins then and let you guys know.

I hope that helps someone!