@Moitrux, Alexandr0s, Luke Skywalker (aka Red-5), Wezly, kwscore, ala_GK, Liderc, dreamaxx, CDFEFGHIJK, and Graeme
Once again thanks for all your inputs!

Let's do some data collection for sh-ts and giggles:
Can you imagine doing something for literal sh-ts and giggles? Imagine busking in subways for sh-ts and giggles, playing music so people can poop and snicker around you.

-Each singular "vote" represents a maximum of 3 points for each combination (A/B/C/D/E/F). For e.g., kwscore says "C roxxxxx" so that's 3 points for C.

-Multiple sub-votes with hierarchy of preference represents 3/2/1 points for each sub-vote. So when CDF says "CDF" that means 3 points for C; 2 for D; 1 for F.

-Multiple sub-votes with no hierarchy of preference (e.g. ala_GK says "B and F" when he's subconsciously thinking about Black Freighter), is 2 points for each sub-vote.

*Please inform your respective local governments that my consultancy services are available for presidential elections and that my rates are competitive.

**I have too much time on my hands.

Here are the results so far:
A - 5pts
B - 12pts
C - 9pts
D - 2pts
E - 3pts
F - 8pts

For what it's worth I vote B as well, and I agree with what Graeme said albeit less eloquently in my mind. The front panel design would really stand out with white.

Problem is there is no such (commercially viable) thing as white anodizing. I'll have to paint the piece myself or have it powder-coated, which will add a scant fraction of a millimeter to the thickness...and that might just be enough to ruin the lettering. I'm working on a way around this, maybe with a different structure around the name plate.

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Quote Originally Posted by CptDreadFlint View Post
the pirate prophecy.
I'd wager it's more what you'd call a "guideline" than an actual prophecy...