Quote Originally Posted by To(V)bo Co(V)bo View Post
Can someone please tell me whats on next after the ATI-FILES.
The head engineer at ATI sold his soul for design schematics to Satan. It turned out the schematics were for a GT300. The designers then decided what a piss poor design we'll only get yields less than 10%. So they sent out a signal to aliens. Aliens then met with the engineers from ATI. In agreement for a new design they must collect puppies, kittens, and kangaroo's, to be used as fuel for their space ships. Mean while the facility in AZ is getting retrofitted for kangaroo's. This was to be the most effective way to store the animals, as kangaroo's are used to a hotter climate. The aliens feeling like they have a chance to be competive went to Nvidia to bargain with them to develope their next generation gpu. However Jen-Hsun Huang declined as his primary diet is already that of kittens and puppies.