Assman on the tee...Da Goose winds up with the swing, luvs the sound of titanium hitting the ball, straight down the fairway, nudging out Assman's drive by 40 yds...Da Goose walks up to watch Assman as he approaches the next shot with a 3 wood, ge swings and woofs the ball. Da Goose farts a little and says "you should have use a 3 Iron". Assman gets pissed, the Goose craps on his golf ball and says " So sorry", you are now in my rear view mirror.