Microphone ON:

"Ah ok ... there you go little bug ..."
"Uuuuh nice ... it worked right away"
" *keypress-sound* "
"Ouch my fingers hurts so bad ... modding plus programming is a bad combo"
"Hey Charles look at that ..."
"Yes no problem"
"Question ... why is that thing upside-down?!"
"ah ok its my monitor"
"Talk to you later"
" *endless keystroke-sounds* "
"Ouch ..."

Microphone OFF