Someone with more AM2 experience than me will need to pipe in, but somehow I have a feeling that the divider is somehow bugging out with the half multiplier. The divider seems to actually be CPU/6...meaning that the memory speed is actually 470MHz, which seems much more realistic for ~3v on handpicked kingston value ram.

I don't think there's any dishonesty going on here, but unfortunately I also think no video or picture could properly validate it either.