This banana substitute for emphatic use of common language is just too 'twee'
Who set up this crap? Someones maiden aunt girl guide troop leader?
Brown Owl with her 'bad language jar'?
The language runs deep and earthy. Mellors, DH Lawrence's game keeper didn't say "Thats your dancing bananas, down there" to Lady Chatterly.
Gawd, I've fallen in with a gang of twee tut-tutters!