Rodzilla and I are desperate!! As we are getting closer to DPC, we want info on everything they’re doing. I'll be visiting the their sites more often to find anything strange happening, but we need your help as well! Do you want to help and tip cows? We want a real number 1 team!!
We need anyone and everyone willing to risk life and limb to cross the front lines and gather intelligence. When you find something of interest report back to headquarters immediately! Your Intel will be added to the "The Latest Intelligence Reports:" list below. This is so our organization can remain informed of any planned aggressions toward the motherland.
Things to be on the look out for:
- The renowned "Mile Pile"
- The dreaded "Stampede"
- Anything out of place
To apply for a job, you need to be:
- Able to withstand high pressure
- Strong, cows are heavy
- Able to act as a spyware program in the DPC servers
- Searching DPC-sites for information
If you post news in this thread, you’ll be added to the Special Agents OSB-team. Team members so far are:
- Rodzilla
- Martijn
- Entity Razer
- DDTUNG
- WesM63
- Vapor
- trakslacker
- ex2cib
- IYP
- emphasis
- live2game2003
- pythagoras
- Icy
- heater918
- You?
Here are the links to the original and un-translated DPC forum, homepage, and message board:
GoT forum (origin of DPC)
DPC homepage
DPC forum
We also have this highly top secret decoder (Code name "Mother Cow") that will translate the sites in real time. Many of our good agents were trampled bringing us this Intelligence. R.I.P.:
GoT forum (origin of DPC)
DPC homepage
DPC forum
I would advise to register at their forum; it shows another board where they discuss all of their plans. As a guest that one isn't visible. This is the direct link. In order of fillng in: Username, E-mail, Password, Password. You will get a validation e-mail. Press the link and login...
The Latest Intelligence Reports:
(As agents report in from the field we will add their findings to this briefing)
11-09-05 - Agent Martijn:
Dutch Power Cows are saving for their New Year's dump. We should have a small surprise for them when they dump! I'm saving already.
11/03/05 - Agent Rodzilla:
Some very clever espionage work from one of our imbedded agents has given us the intelligence we need to complete project "Mother Cow". We can now peer into the inner workings of the DPC cell and extract vital info at will. Operation "Shredded beef" (OSB) is now under way.
Disclaimer: If you are captured in your attempts to spy on DPC; XS will claim to have no part in your activates, we will not be able to come for you, and we recommend you take your own life for the protection of OSB. (If you are unwilling to take your own life... another OSB agent will be sent to "take care of you"). For the sake of expediency, we also offer you the option to relay your position to us so we can promptly drop a nuke on your location.
Originally Posted by Korpse
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If we can intercept a dangerous cow plot we may have a chance to counteract with the communities help.
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