Quote Originally Posted by zalbard View Post
Umm, you get the meaning of the word wrong...
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/fake
fake
adj.
Having a false or misleading appearance; fraudulent.
n.
1. One that is not authentic or genuine; a sham.
No, I used it right. Ala "Your fake Canadian girlfriend called, the baby isn't yours because SHE ISN'T ACTUALLY REAL."

You just put waaaaaay too much thought and effort into it.