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Thank-you, thank-you...thank-you...alright that’s enough. Cut it out. Welcome to the Original OC Report I'm your host overclocking forum whore...3oh6. Don't you just love when you get woken up in the middle of the afternoon by your UPS driver because he knows you well enough to understand you are likely home, just sleeping off the hangover from two days ago. So he pounds on the door so loud that the Jumanji stampede in your dream wakes you up. That's a sign that you get too many deliveries. Perhaps when your FedEx driver invites you to his Christmas party and upon arrival you are asked to leave your keys in a fish bowl at the door is a stronger sign you have a computer hardware addiction. However you look at, I'm tapping a main vein today because I have a loaded needle and an itch that needs to be scratched.
To kick off the launch of the new Intel 32nm Clarkbar dual core processors, I have decided to do a type of OC Report. Consider this a benchmarker’s review. The goal, to show how good - or how bad - the new Clarkbars stack up to the common benchmarks that us losers run. Essentially the early Clarkbar numbers have been coming in over the past few weeks and the numbers aren't particularly good...with the exception of a small selection of benches. So today, that is what we look at, just how far off these highly hyped processors are.
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If you are looking for architecture diagrams, insightful commentary on the cache structure, or other witty anecdotes regarding Intel's tick-tock crack pot marketing campaign that will undoubtedly spew from the mouths of countless 'media'; then go read those reviews. This is about one thing and one thing only, overclocking. I am here to piss some people off, cut some people down, and provide information that is actually useful to benchmarkers. Here's how this is going to play out...
Directory:
- Specs & Pricing :: Speculation & Hype
- Test Bed :: It's Classified...Still
- Boorriing :: The Meat & Potatoes
- Nothing Stuffy Here :: Real Benchmarking Results
- Conclusion :: Shallow Thoughts...By 3oh6
As always; there are a few caveats and disclaimers that need to be issued, lawyers and agents orders. Since my last OC Report almost five months ago I have not only taken on an agent but a lawyer as well, this overclocking is becoming big business and having both seems to be necessary. It is a good thing HWBot came up with a revised algorithm that will make overclocking cheaper to compete in because lawyer’s fees are adding up and my agent takes too big a cut of the millions I make from overclocking. Needless to say, I can talk whatever smack I want because Intel did not send me this processor. This literally fell out of the sky, landed in a big brown truck, and somehow managed to get my address taped to the top. But because I am such a nice guy, I have adhered to the Intel NDA which is why you are not reading this until now...whenever this is.
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