Quote Originally Posted by shazza View Post
I, for one, am not really sure Charles' exists. We know for a fact he doesn't leave fingerprints - doesn't that make you suspicious?
Oh, he definitely exists alright. I once saw Charles scissor kick Angela Landsbury!

He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.

Charles grew a third arm and keeps it in a vault.

Did I ever tell you about the time Charles took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Charles takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Charles yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'

He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.

He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he's pretty normal when it comes to that.



Okay I'll stop and say something on-topic. Seriously Daniel, I'm jealous. You're getting the most incredible piece of functional artwork I've ever seen. Charles has outdone himself on this piece, and that's saying alot since he's already outdone everyone else with his others.

Congratulations my friend, I can't wait for you to get this in your hands (as I'm sure you can't) and tell us all how beastly this rig runs!!