alt to PT nuke ?

[Cutless009]

So if I bang a girl and the condom breaks I should just stick my bottle of -phn up her cooch and give it a good squeeze?

[T_Flight]

ummmm, no. That mnight kill any "unwanteds" but it might kill her too. She might kill you on her way out too.

About mixing stuff. What zanzabar found out is a good lesson. Don't mix things that you don't know what they will make...especially things that have metals in them, or oxidizers...you might just get "smoke on the water" for real! I ain't talkin' about Deep Purple here either. I'm talking about a reaction that will have you yelling out "Oh ____! Oh ____! OH ____!!!" You might even find that the normal ways to put it out won't work like throwing water on it may just spread it, so then try a extinguisher? Nope! Whoa! It's flaring up! HELLLLP!!!, and by then the Fire dept arrives and asks you "What did you do, while they throw foam on it and everything around it in your house."

Think that's rediculous? It's actually happened before. This world is a big chemistry set. Mix the wrong thing and it will definitely make what you mixed. hahaha I've seen some wild stuff before with chemicals man.

[Cutless009]

ummmm, no. That mnight kill any "unwanteds" but it might kill her too. She might kill you on her way out too.

About mixing stuff. What zanzabar found out is a good lesson. Don't mix things that you don't know what they will make...especially things that have metals in them, or oxidizers...you might just get "smoke on the water" for real! I ain't talkin' about Deep Purple here either. I'm talking about a reaction that will have you yelling out "Oh ____! Oh ____! OH ____!!!" You might even find that the normal ways to put it out won't work like throwing water on it may just spread it, so then try a extinguisher? Nope! Whoa! It's flaring up! HELLLLP!!!, and by then the Fire dept arrives and asks you "What did you do, while they throw foam on it and everything around it in your house."

Think that's rediculous? It's actually happened before. This world is a big chemistry set. Mix the wrong thing and it will definitely make what you mixed. hahaha I've seen some wild stuff before with chemicals man.

Apparently cooking a ham on a pizza tray and allowing the juices to pour of the side also starts a huge ass fire Trust me I've done it

And the ham was fine, so was the oven despite my friends idiocy. You can clearly see a big ass fire in the stove, and the idiot walks up to it and OPENS THE ING DOOR TO THE STOVE. Holy was he dumb.


P.S. Who cares if it kills her, at least I wont have my life turned upside down by ANOTHER unwanted baby, hell women have given me the right to choose their demise the way they've treated me in the past >> They're all whores at heart I tell you! Succubus's!

[Petra]

also using -phn your putting the active ingredient of spermicidal jelly in your loop

Just one of the chemical's many, many uses....

So if I bang a girl and the condom breaks I should just stick my bottle of -phn up her cooch and give it a good squeeze?

Um... don't make me add that to the list of warnings... please?

ummmm, no. That mnight kill any "unwanteds" but it might kill her too.

You'd need a higher concentration to cause tissue damage... though, I'd have to look up how much it would take, absorbed through tissues and into the bloodstream, to have any serious ill effects.