Please. Such violence.
The idea is to make the point in a way that the little bugger will remember
1) Go to store and buy a pound of jalapenos
2) Take and mince in blender, then pour into tupperware container, cover and set aside.
3) wait for "wash" day, when this little cherubs weeks worth of undies are in the pile of clothes to be washed.
4) Separate his underwear from all else.
5) Run a load of just his undies and when the machine goes to the rinse cycle pour in the jalapenos.
The rinse water will make damned sure that the jalapenos excrete all their oil and permeate the clothing with it.
When junior next put's on said pair of affected clothing nothing will happen until he starts to sweat a little as all humans do.
Then just sit back and watch the fireworks.. Literally..
A lesson learned..

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