Haha. Before you get a bunch of scathing responses to your aggressive declaration of dual-cards being completely useless.....I have to say that I agree with you, based on all the cards preceding the 4870x2. In a few more weeks, We'll know if the 4870x2 stutters or not. If it does, I'm running down to my local micro center and buying a regular 4870....Or I might wait to see what a 1GB 4870 does first before buying.