Joke Thread

[Xel'Naga]

Guys this IS a pg forum clean up the thread please!

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical,
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

Besides, how many kids read this forum anyway?

[Xel'Naga]

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical,
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

Besides, how many kids read this forum anyway?

Haha, these are really funny
Here are some more:

Your units are wrong! cried the teacher.
Your church weighs six joules — what a feature!
And the people inside
Are four hours wide,
And eight gauss away from the preacher!

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,
"If my ear were a , I could it."

There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

There once was a fellow O'Doole
Who found little red spots on his tool
His Doctor a cynic
said Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!

There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her tits in a tree in Brazil

There once was a man from Madrass
Whose XXXXX were made out of brass
When he'd bang 'em together
They'd play stormy weather
And lightning would shoot out of his XXX

There once was a man from East Kent
Whose tool was so long that it bent
To save her some trouble
He folded it double
And instead of coming...he went

A bear taking a dump asked a rabbit
"Does stick to your fur as a habit?"
"Of course not," said the hare,
"It's really quite rare!"
So the bear wiped his XXX with the rabbit.