That was good!

Ed Zachery disease...

A woman goes to see a Chinese sex doctor and says "Doc, I need help. My sex life is terrible! I have been on a ton of blind dates, but I can never get the guys to sleep with me." So the doctor tells her to undress and begins to examine her. "You have ok breast, you no stinky, and no hair in funny praces, hmmm. Get on knees and crawl away from me." So she does and the doc says "now turn round and crawl back." Then the doc says, "I bereave you have bad case of Ed Zachary Disease." The woman says, "oh my God, what is that?" The doc says "your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass".