Waitress: You want me to do what???
Me: You don't have to be in the picture, just see if the cook will make a happy face in the pizza, and get a prime rib dinner for my pot.
Waitress: I'll see what I can do, want another Zombie?
Me: Yes please!
Waitress: Here's your meals, is the pot a heavy tipper?
Me: Oh yes he is, DOH! The prime rib looks kinda like Homer Simpson!
My pot and kids loved this round!
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