The G00D M0RNING Thread!!!

[Movieman]

Dave, how do you suggest I surmount the stairs? I have enough problems dragging my crippled ass up them...

Insert 1/4 stick in backside, oops, used lubed cherry bomb instead, easier insertion.
Stand in front of stairs. Contemplate lighting the cherry bomb.. Think on that for 5-15 seconds..
You will find yourself at the top of the stairs and not even one thought on the pain of getting there..
OOPS, forgot.. Remove cherry bomb..

Another great morning. I like when I get up before the kid. Gives me some quiet time with my coffee.

Same here, Dear Old is still asleep but no coffee yet..