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    With that last one goes the saying: "Putting your Red-Nosed Reindeer in her Rudolf".
    EDIT: which reminds me of this
    http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/4109048/

    Don't let this be about politics or religion or anything, but damn, only in America
    Funny stuff
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    air biscuit bake off

    air biscuit

    n.1 A fart or guff that is so potent as to have a tangible quality. A butt berp that has a physical presence, and as such have space made for it.

    Air biscuits may be ‘launched’ (2), ‘dropped’, ‘pushed out’, ‘chucked’ etc.
    1. ‘****ing hell, I could pluck that right out the air and dip it my tea’

    2. ‘I hate to tell you this, but I’ve just launched an air biscuit’
    bake off

    A competition to determine who can bake the best air biscuit.
    This bake off title is mine! I'm about to bust ***!

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    We have our own version of "bake off", it's called "counter-fart" where you keep farting and the last "counter" so to speak, wins.
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    Quote Originally Posted by twilyth View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jochenp View Post
    We have our own version of "bake off", it's called "counter-fart" where you keep farting and the last "counter" so to speak, wins.

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    HHAHAHAAH it's great fun though play it only with your best friends because you might scare the others away
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    Quote Originally Posted by twilyth View Post
    What??? You tell fart jokes without me in the thread!!! How dare you!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by fart_plume View Post
    What??? You tell fart jokes without me in the thread!!! How dare you!!!
    I thought about PM'ing you but I figured you might have a 'nose' for this sort of thing. Although after all these years I would guess the inside of your nose looks like that Nazi at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark. Remember that? That probably wouldn't even be considered special fx these days.

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    Land it in the Hudson
    An expression used to encourage yourself or someone else when it appears an endeavor is headed for a disastrous outcome (due mostly to external conditions). Based on when Sully averted tragedy by successfully landing US Airways Flight 1549 in the Hudson River. See also, "Land it like Sully."
    Another great one

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    Alabama Hot Pocket is one of my all-time faves from UD.
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    d*** inches

    June 20, 2009 Urban Word of the Day
    Arbitrary (and usually incorrect) units of measurement used mostly by males. Derives from men overestimating their penis size. D*** inches are much shorter than actual inches. Hence a guy can claim to have a 9 inch penis when it is actually closer to 5-6 inches. The term "d*** inches" is usually used when over-estimating non-penis measurements.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ReverendMaynard View Post
    Alabama Hot Pocket is one of my all-time faves from UD.
    Wow! The things people do these days.....
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    I guess I've been under a rock, cause I've never heard of the Urban Dictionary before today. I was lmao while reading this thread. Sorry to read about you mom MikeB12. My mom doesn't have Alzheimer's,( she's on alot of pain meds ) but I about got slapped the day she tried to answer the direct tv remote. I've never laughed so hard.
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    Brain Bleach

    brain bleach

    June 28, 2009 Urban Word of the Day

    What one might use to erase a particulary nasty image or memory.

    Man, I just saw Olga in skin-tight canary-yellow stretch pants. I need to score me about five gallons of brain bleach!
    But as we all know,


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    Man have I gotten hit by this one more times than I'd like to remember.

    June 29: hotness hypnosis

    When act of finding someone so physically attractive that you overlook serious flaws in their personality.

    Brad Pitt finally wakes from hotness hypnosis, starts to realize that Angelina is batshiat crazy.

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    pirate bath

    I love this one.

    September 19: pirate bath

    The process of washing just the arm pit area and the private area with a wash cloth or handful of water. People will ask you to define a pirate bath, the easy definition is "pits and privates"

    Kyle was in a helluva hurry and didn't have time to take a full shower. He instead took a pirate bath and he was on his way.

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    ROFL! I'm laughing so hard at this thread I'm choking! HAhahaha!
    This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions, twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace.

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    sphincterror

    Used to describe a load so epically massive that one's sphincter clamps shut in an attempt to block its passage. Ultimately, this fails and just when you try to force it out, your sphincter surrenders to the inevitable. The enormous girth combined with the force exerted results in a painful (and sometimes audible) ripping sensation.

    The sphincter learns from this experience and will clamp shut even tighter the next time. There are unconfirmed reports of microscopic diamonds being formed from the intense pressure.

    The most astounding characteristic of the sphincterror is the complete loss of any will to brag about or display the result of this "achievement."

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    Eh.....
    This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions, twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Judaeus Apella View Post
    Eh.....
    Everybody's a critic. That, my friend, is classic. OK, maybe "classic" isn't the right word. Hmmmm. Let me think.

    A tip of the hat to Cyberdruid for something he wrote months ago that really cracked me up. I think I lifted a few ideas from him.

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    Jokes are funny to those who can especially relate. Yes I found the last one funny.....and yes it hurt!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoboclese View Post
    sickest thing i ever read about on there was the backwards apple. not going to describe it here might get in trouble!
    Pfft... thats nothing compared to "munging".



    Eh... but then again, its not the worst thing I've ever heard of.
    This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions, twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace.

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    my response to the description of "backwards apple"

    OMFG

    My response to the description of "munging"

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