Of dates.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=123521391
:rofl:
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Of dates.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=123521391
:rofl:
Lol wtf
a really sad sad man ....
and he's in body building forum ..... that guy must real lonely
Haha, that forum is great, I still remember that epic thread about photo shooting of a girl at a car! :rofl:
wonder if they make that thread a sticky.? :rofl:
Watch the FS section fill up with [W] Couch :rofl:
Hahahaha this man can't have a real life... ROFL
ok, so.. i see this thread at 5am today.. click on the link and thought: no, no, no, no, no, no..
now its 9am..
i found dozens of threads started by this Malodrax and a fan club: http://malodrax.com/
i'm laughing for the past 4 hours..
anyway: :rofl: :up: :rolleyes:
he accidentally the living room
THE WHOLE THING
bb.com forums are hilarious in general lol strong lurker there
w t f.
at least he will never have children.
I think it's time to ban you because now I'm cleaning up the coffee off my monitor from when I exploded laughing while reading!:rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dualist
There's a lot of weird people at those forums lol I remember the dude that got his girl to model for him, and posted pics with a red Integra, was hilarious!
the wtf is deep in this one.. but I have a new image for my sig!
Oh yeah. Good Ol' BB.com forums. Steroids, hormones and wacky supplements do strange things to people. And not just physically as we can see.
Surely that thread isn't serious, right? Right? :(
Dude, please no. It's 1.9MB :(Quote:
Originally Posted by damha
ROFL, I actually go to that forum for info... not anymore!:rofl::rofl:
WTF? How can people show such pictures? Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeez
It's bobybuilding.com that's how. They ain't right, I tell ya...
OMG! this guy is sick!
http://malodrax.com/?paged=2
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=120921191
Creative, i'll say that much.:shrug::ROTF:
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Oj101
:rofl::ROTF::rofl::ROTF:sick:eek:not in a good way!
LMAO
apparently this guy is an award winning weirdoQuote:
What I am having trouble with is the bowl of food on the table - are you actually eating dinner while watching :banana::banana::banana::banana: while pounding your couch while playing with sock-tits??? How many hours a day are you banging this thing?
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Originally Posted by Oh_Hai_Guize
-Pisses in water bottles
-Makes sex dolls
-Wears hidden cameras and records his attempts to pick up women
-Epic fails on a date, which ends with him ****ting in the bishes bath tub
-Someone contacts dean at college about all the **** on the misc
-Police go round to his house and tell him to stop pulling weird ****
-Family is disappoint
Only what I can remember so might have missed some stuff and told some of it wrong.
This probably sums up all the Wrong in the world- and the pics of that chick by the car, she is obviously high on nasty drugs
and by the way that forum has gone slightly off course i would have to say- as in slightly the distance between Earth and Jupiter. I would have to say that is a prime example of a forum without moderators!
o...m....g.... WTF? EW! SAD! GET A LIFE!
I've no problem with a guy wanting to jack 1 off, I've no problem with him :banana::banana::banana::banana: or asking for BJ if he can't get the works, but if any guy I ever dated did THAT because I had Aunt Irma visiting for the week and too concious about a bit of blood then omg he would be thrown out with the couch there and then!
Seriously - I'd buy the guy a feckin prossy before I'd let him do that!
URGH - I'M NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO SLEEP TONIGHT NOW GOD DAMNIT!
*goes and puts on some pr0n to remind herself not all men are that sick, fecked up, desperate or retarded*
~Bex
:rofl::ROTF::rofl::ROTF::rofl::ROTF:Quote:
Originally Posted by RCG_Bex
FML - I'm going to have to take a UV light round to any guy's house I visit now JUST-IN-CASE he's been desperate enough to do that in-between relationships...
...sometimes being single really isn't fun *goes back to pr0n*
~Bex
aww c'mon.. how can you ignore this puppy?
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/675...othess0013.jpg
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=120505011
...I'm now officially going to have nightmares
~Bex
There are times when you click on a link, recoil in horror, and then think to yourself "my GOD, I am so normal".... this was one of those occasions....
I have only once seen someone go soooooo OCD about tossing their caber before this ... but that is a story for another time... :D
Someone pass me the mental floss :eek:
I'm still curling in the fetal position.
Isn't this the same forum that had that one thread about the guy who tried to take a dump at a girls house (during dinner) and somehow got an erection? :rofl:
All your reactions are funny as hell.:clap:
This guy is ICKY! :shock:...:bsod:
That is the SAME GUY, check the previous page :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by SimpleTECH
Scarred....for....life.....
OUCH!!!! my stomach hurts from laughing so damn hard :rofl::ROTF::rofl: I can't believe I looked at all the pictures (WTF!), but I got to say that damn makeshift sex doll sure does lead an active life reading at the table, watching tv, surfing for Pr0n on the interwebz, and go relieve "herself" in the bathroom...Quote:
Originally Posted by D4rkn3ss
http://i586.photobucket.com/albums/s...lothes0011.jpg
At first I was thinking successful troll is successful.. but now... well, that wins an internet cake.
arghhhhhhhhhhh my eyes..............my eyesQuote:
Originally Posted by splave
Dude...Is this what body building does to you? ; )
HAHAHA! Bex had some of the best reactions yet.:rofl::ROTF::rofl:
I really hope bodybuilding doesn't do this to people, I'll have to stop shaking people's hands in the gym then.
Don't know what they've been constructing with them.
That made me laugh which made me feel a little better after not being able to sleep since I'm now mentally traumatized and officially disturbed by body builders...Quote:
Originally Posted by N19h7m4r3
...you guys are so not cool anymore let alone hawt :shakes:
~Bex
i read the first post and exploded in laughter :rofl:Quote:
1st
edit: did you fuk ur couch?
oh man i cant catch a breath from laughing so hard :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::eh::idea:
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Malodrax, you started a thread that's "not out of the norm" about FUKING A COUCH.
Ah now! Don't let the mental inventions of one man destroy your faith in all of us. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by RCG_Bex
We're not all masked couch lovers. :(
You say that but now I don't know anymore...
~Bex
Give us a chance at least :)Quote:
Originally Posted by RCG_Bex
If in doubt you've your friendly Blacklight to check up on our couches and other items.:D
That way you'll know if someone can be trusted, the light never lies!
Oh good lord!!!!
How much better do I now feel as a person, after clicking those links? Lots and lots better, thank you.
This is true... Good point!Quote:
Originally Posted by N19h7m4r3
...although I just thought of a flaw in my plan
...
...I used to have sex on my couch with my ex - could produce some unfair looking results.
...
Then again. The stains aren't streaming down or primarily based between the cushions!
~Bex
Hahaha:ROTF:Quote:
Originally Posted by RCG_Bex
So when you check, don't look on top, look infont (also back, they might flip them in case they suspect anything) and inside.
Only then will you truly know.
sigged :p:Quote:
Originally Posted by N19h7m4r3
That quote can be taken out of context so much :(Quote:
Originally Posted by TheGoat Eater
:rofl::ROTF::rofl::ROTF:...:clap:Quote:
Originally Posted by N19h7m4r3
Come to think of it, my gf and I got our futon from her brother on "loan" and it used to be in his room for like 3-4 years..............its black and there are no visible stains..........though I am not sure I would want to use a black light on it.................
i got to bookmark that thread. If i ever again feel like a freak il just have to look it up and feel completely normal again.
I dont know where this guy lives but i suggest non of us ever buy a 2nd hand red couch.
If any of us ever visits a guy who does fitness and has a red couch and has alot of lotion, turn around and run like hell.
Bugger.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Starscream
Although it's only E45 lotion for after showers, and I own a brown couch.
Therefor I am safe from being accused of anything :D
i googled the guys name and found the thread where he pooped in a tub.
Got to say his pain skillz are amazing.
I seen that thread. He even drew it up in MS-Paint :ROTF:.Quote:
Originally Posted by Starscream
Oh. My.
The f*** is wrong that guy?
If he's the worlds best troll then:
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j1...at_Success.jpg
Otherwise... WTF.
Yeah I got quite disturbed from those illustrations, and laughed at it a bit I admitQuote:
Originally Posted by Chevelle
OMG - that made my day man :p: that is probably the best picture to go with this guy when talking about being the best troll everQuote:
Originally Posted by Ch@pS
Reminded me of a Family Guy episode. Quagmire discovers the net.
personally i think the most disturbing part of all this is that the guy is in med school, hes gonna be a doctor!!
I'm thinking only a tiny part is true and he just wants to make people laugh and fit in by being the center of attention.
Seriously, this guy has gotta be trolling.
Even if he is trolling, thats still f!cked up. Seriously.
It cant be real. What kind of mental defect makes someone A/ do that, B/ take it to the internet and C/ appear utterly non-plussed.
I HOPE
I HOPE TO HELL
it's an advanced self p***-take.
This is so funny, best troll ever. :clap:
As if you've never tried, GATMAN:ROTF:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gautam
(gat is hole in Afrikaans):rofl:
Hahaha just noticed his name!Quote:
Originally Posted by Oj101
Ah it makes for some funnies alright. :ROTF:
Ah yes, I remember... It seems a lot of funny stuff comes out of this forum. Here's hoping for more!Quote:
Originally Posted by Splave
:rofl:
The couch would be safer than her. Srsly.Quote:
Originally Posted by .Logic
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/7...lissuccesa.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by STEvil
:D
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Originally Posted by Splave
Ooooh my :banana::banana::banana::banana:in goood
.. just when I had forgotten all about this.
http://i586.photobucket.com/albums/s...thesss0019.jpg
Buahaha, this guy is epic!
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Originally Posted by bekuna
ARGHHH my eyes.................my eyes :eek:
You really should receive a two week ban for that :yepp:
full Malodrax saga here. quite entertaining.. :rolleyes:
OMG hahahah
Hmm I'm too lazy to masturbate, but I have a boyfriend so my problem is solved..... but if Apple decided to design and make sextoys, I would strongly concider to become a basementdwelling hentai geek, and put my :banana::banana::banana::banana: collection into use.
I still have high hopes for Apple to make practical products someday. I really love their designs <3
you definitely bring something to the XS community we don't often see :P:up:Quote:
Originally Posted by vohu manah
do you have more hentai :banana::banana::banana::banana: than real :banana::banana::banana::banana:?:p:
OMFG!! I read the worst date and I actually died laughing. My heart stopped and I was dead for like 5 seconds. My stomach hurts from laughing and the front of my shirt is all wet from wiping the tears out of my eyes while I was about to fall out of my chair. I was laughing so hard and so loud that I pissed off my wife and she left the room because she couldnt turn the TV up loud enough to hear The Biggest Loser over my LOL!! Epic. And those MSPaint picts were a thing of beauty.
Those pics describing his disaster date just floored me,i still think the guys a wind up merchant though,there's no way.....
that's what happens when random idiots find out how to get on the internet
lol thanks ^^Quote:
Originally Posted by DeltZ
I used to, but my boyfriend deleted all my Rule34: Dragon BallZ yaoi that I had downloaded on his computer....
I've read that story many places on the web, it's really old.... but somehow his version is the funniest :DQuote:
Originally Posted by little_scrapper