The biggest FAIL in history

LMAO

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What I am having trouble with is the bowl of food on the table - are you actually eating dinner while watching :banana::banana::banana::banana: while pounding your couch while playing with sock-tits??? How many hours a day are you banging this thing?

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apparently this guy is an award winning weirdo

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Originally Posted by Oh_Hai_Guize
-Pisses in water bottles
-Makes sex dolls
-Wears hidden cameras and records his attempts to pick up women
-Epic fails on a date, which ends with him ****ting in the bishes bath tub
-Someone contacts dean at college about all the **** on the misc
-Police go round to his house and tell him to stop pulling weird ****
-Family is disappoint

Only what I can remember so might have missed some stuff and told some of it wrong.

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This probably sums up all the Wrong in the world- and the pics of that chick by the car, she is obviously high on nasty drugs

and by the way that forum has gone slightly off course i would have to say- as in slightly the distance between Earth and Jupiter. I would have to say that is a prime example of a forum without moderators!

o...m....g.... WTF? EW! SAD! GET A LIFE!

I've no problem with a guy wanting to jack 1 off, I've no problem with him :banana::banana::banana::banana: or asking for BJ if he can't get the works, but if any guy I ever dated did THAT because I had Aunt Irma visiting for the week and too concious about a bit of blood then omg he would be thrown out with the couch there and then!

Seriously - I'd buy the guy a feckin prossy before I'd let him do that!

URGH - I'M NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO SLEEP TONIGHT NOW GOD DAMNIT!

*goes and puts on some pr0n to remind herself not all men are that sick, fecked up, desperate or retarded*

~Bex

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Originally Posted by RCG_Bex

o...m....g.... WTF? EW! SAD! GET A LIFE!

I've no problem with a guy wanting to jack 1 off, I've no problem with him :banana::banana::banana::banana: or asking for BJ if he can't get the works, but if any guy I ever dated did THAT because I had Aunt Irma visiting for the week and too concious about a bit of blood then omg he would be thrown out with the couch there and then!

Seriously - I'd buy the guy a feckin prossy before I'd let him do that!

URGH - I'M NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO SLEEP TONIGHT NOW GOD DAMNIT!

*goes and puts on some pr0n to remind herself not all men are that sick, fecked up, desperate or retarded*

~Bex

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:rofl::ROTF::rofl::ROTF::rofl::ROTF:

FML - I'm going to have to take a UV light round to any guy's house I visit now JUST-IN-CASE he's been desperate enough to do that in-between relationships...

...sometimes being single really isn't fun *goes back to pr0n*

~Bex

aww c'mon.. how can you ignore this puppy?
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/675...othess0013.jpg
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=120505011

...I'm now officially going to have nightmares

~Bex

There are times when you click on a link, recoil in horror, and then think to yourself "my GOD, I am so normal".... this was one of those occasions....

I have only once seen someone go soooooo OCD about tossing their caber before this ... but that is a story for another time... :D

Someone pass me the mental floss :eek:

I'm still curling in the fetal position.

Isn't this the same forum that had that one thread about the guy who tried to take a dump at a girls house (during dinner) and somehow got an erection? :rofl:

All your reactions are funny as hell.:clap:

This guy is ICKY! :shock:...:bsod:

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Originally Posted by SimpleTECH

I'm still curling in the fetal position.

Isn't this the same forum that had that one thread about the guy who tried to take a dump at a girls house (during dinner) and somehow got an erection? :rofl:

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That is the SAME GUY, check the previous page :sick:

Scarred....for....life.....

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Originally Posted by D4rkn3ss

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=120505011

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OUCH!!!! my stomach hurts from laughing so damn hard :rofl::ROTF::rofl: I can't believe I looked at all the pictures (WTF!), but I got to say that damn makeshift sex doll sure does lead an active life reading at the table, watching tv, surfing for Pr0n on the interwebz, and go relieve "herself" in the bathroom...

http://i586.photobucket.com/albums/s...lothes0011.jpg

At first I was thinking successful troll is successful.. but now... well, that wins an internet cake.

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Originally Posted by splave

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rofl

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arghhhhhhhhhhh my eyes..............my eyes

Dude...Is this what body building does to you? ; )

HAHAHA! Bex had some of the best reactions yet.:rofl::ROTF::rofl:

I really hope bodybuilding doesn't do this to people, I'll have to stop shaking people's hands in the gym then.

Don't know what they've been constructing with them.

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Originally Posted by N19h7m4r3

HAHAHA! Bex had some of the best reactions yet.:rofl::ROTF::rofl:

I really hope bodybuilding doesn't do this to people, I'll have to stop shaking people's hands in the gym then.

Don't know what they've been constructing with them.

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That made me laugh which made me feel a little better after not being able to sleep since I'm now mentally traumatized and officially disturbed by body builders...

...you guys are so not cool anymore let alone hawt :shakes:

~Bex

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1st


edit: did you fuk ur couch?

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i read the first post and exploded in laughter :rofl:




oh man i cant catch a breath from laughing so hard :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::eh::idea:

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Malodrax, you started a thread that's "not out of the norm" about FUKING A COUCH.

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Originally Posted by RCG_Bex

That made me laugh which made me feel a little better after not being able to sleep since I'm now mentally traumatized and officially disturbed by body builders...

...you guys are so not cool anymore let alone hawt :shakes:

~Bex

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Ah now! Don't let the mental inventions of one man destroy your faith in all of us. :(

We're not all masked couch lovers. :(

You say that but now I don't know anymore...

~Bex

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Originally Posted by RCG_Bex

You say that but now I don't know anymore...

~Bex

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Give us a chance at least :)

If in doubt you've your friendly Blacklight to check up on our couches and other items.:D

That way you'll know if someone can be trusted, the light never lies!

Oh good lord!!!!

How much better do I now feel as a person, after clicking those links? Lots and lots better, thank you.

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Originally Posted by N19h7m4r3

Give us a chance at least :)

If in doubt you've your friendly Blacklight to check up on our couches and other items.:D

That way you'll know if someone can be trusted, the light never lies!

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This is true... Good point!

...although I just thought of a flaw in my plan

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...I used to have sex on my couch with my ex - could produce some unfair looking results.

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Then again. The stains aren't streaming down or primarily based between the cushions!

~Bex

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Originally Posted by RCG_Bex

This is true... Good point!

...although I just thought of a flaw in my plan

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...I used to have sex on my couch with my ex - could produce some unfair looking results.

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Then again. The stains aren't streaming down or primarily based between the cushions!

~Bex

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Hahaha:ROTF:

So when you check, don't look on top, look infont (also back, they might flip them in case they suspect anything) and inside.

Only then will you truly know.