Originally Posted by
Thund3rb1rd
...here's what Jeff Foxworth has to say about Ohioans
people from Ohio will find this very funny, others maybe just mildly
If your local Rita's is closed from September through May, you may live in PA.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Philadelphia.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in State College, PA.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in The middle of now where.
If "Vacation" means going anywhere East of Camden, NJ for the weekend, you may live in PA.
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in PA.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Suburbia PA.
If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you may live in NE PA.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live to far north.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Pentucky.
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in North Phila, PA.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live to far north.
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Connecticut. (seriously, my gf was doing 80 and we had to get in the slow lane)
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in PA.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live to far north.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live to far north.
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you may live upstate PA.
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