Go on to page 2 to see the redesign, the one that is hopefully feasible!
Am I worth my own thread?
I've been working on this for a while (~3days, many hours though). Learning experience, fun, and I might actually get to make it someday.
It's Fuzionlike because the Fuzion is good and because I own it.
http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/7103/37016076ix2.jpg
http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/4571/46358460bg2.jpg
Need to add threading and get exact sizes for fittings.
http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/5950/95124985cu6.jpg
Notice the different sized return holes in the midplate, to account for the distance to outlet. Fancy directional fillets.
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/3018/83748658mf7.jpg
Is this impossible to CNC? Everything is 1mm+. All cuts are either horizontal or circular. Need to align the circular pattern to vertical.
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/3489/84537591do9.jpg
Nozzling
http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/6523/59688684iv0.jpg
Exploded. O-Rings are rectangular to show that they will be compressed to the rectangular channels once assembled.
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/1867/33338885nv4.jpg
To show detail of top plate. Observe generous rounding and opposite return hole diverge...
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/602/11542413si7.jpg
Cross-section of midplate, to show reverse-funneling effect of the under-loft. Water velocity is highest at the lower edge/circle, and it is forced down and outward.
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/8513/10991228ni5.jpg
Need to make a more universal plate. This is S775. I'll probably make the plate thicker and fuller to avoid it bending (like I did to mine).
http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/4834/10vw7.jpg
Plate fits over/around block detail and screws. It's free-moving. Need to add tolerances to the whole thing (the crosshatch looking stuff is basically where two surfaces meet, that plate won't fit on there with things EXACT).
http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/4546/100au7.jpg
PERFECT LAPPING ZOMG Can't figure out if I should conceal the screws. I want to, and I can...
Is this good? Is it worthy? Will it be possible to make?
While I worked really hard to balance the flow with COSMOSFloXpress, it crashes when I have the base's pins/detail turned on. Not sure if it's machine stability yet, but the base is symmetric, so it shouldn't change from a flat inner base.
EDIT ok so it keeps crashing now. I wanted to get a picture, because it looked really cool. Basically I made it account for the fact that different corners of the block have a higher travel distance to the outlet. The outlet also has a 'suction' effect on it, or a lower pressure than the inlet. Doing this, I balanced the holes so that the liquid's travel was evenly spaced and the speed vectors were approximately equal (even cooling). It was awesome! I don't know what I changed in the design that crashes SW when starting CFX, it used to run fine.
MS Paint scales/compresses horribly. SolidWorks render's dont look very good, I need a better program.

