Quote of the Day

[Kai Robinson]

Honestly, i thought it was about time i started one of these. Have you ever read something thats made you laugh, and thought 'that's totally quotable'? Well, paste it in here!

Here's mine, just to get the ball rolling...

"To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it, they simply scroll down to the bottom and click 'I Agree'" - Anon

[DeadlyFire]

“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.”

-Teddy Roosevelt

He was already a badass in my book but this quote makes him even more so

[sjohnson]

"42" - Douglas Adams

There does not exist a quote that says more than this.

[MikeB12]

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. -Mark Twain

[Judaeus Apella]

"Will Space Ghost surrender his power bands and save Moltar from Your Mother? Will Adam West come to his aid or will he wimp out? Will every word Batmantis says be followed by that suspenseful sting music? What will happen next? Why is the sky blue? What is the legend of the yeti? Do you know the muffin man? Stay tuned to find out!"

I really want to know the answer to those last two questions now!!!!

[little_scrapper]

"If I dont shoot you now, your never gonna learn." -little_scrapper

[masterg]

" All men die and no brave man lets death frighten him from his desires. "

~I forget

[HiJon89]

He was already a badass in my book but this quote makes him even more so

I see he's read Ovid's Metamorphoses

"It doesn't seem to me that this fantastically marvelous universe, this tremendous range of time and space and different kinds of animals, and all the different planets, and all these atoms with all their motions, and so on, all this complicated thing can merely be a stage so that God can watch human beings struggle for good and evil — which is the view that religion has. The stage is too big for the drama"
- Richard Feynman

[kinghong1970]

A king may move a man, a father may claim a son. But remember that, even when those who move you be kings or men of power, your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God you cannot say "but I was told by others to do thus" or that "virtue was not convinient at the time. This will not suffice.

~Kingdom of Heaven; King Baldwin IV

[the_recluse]

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. Albert Einstein

[Ch@pS]

‎"Man that car is ugly. It is so ugly that, if you don't chain it down at night, it will ugly away from home." - Anon

[SoulsCollective]

I would love to believe that when I die I will live again, that some thinking, feeling, remembering part of me will continue. But much as I want to believe that, and despite the ancient and worldwide cultural traditions that assert an afterlife, I know of nothing to suggest that it is more than wishful thinking. The world is so exquisite with so much love and moral depth, that there is no reason to deceive ourselves with pretty stories for which there's little good evidence. Far better it seems to me, in our vulnerability, is to look death in the eye and to be grateful every day for the brief but magnificent opportunity that life provides.

(3char)

[demonkevy666]

"Will Space Ghost surrender his power bands and save Moltar from Your Mother? Will Adam West come to his aid or will he wimp out? Will every word Batmantis says be followed by that suspenseful sting music? What will happen next? Why is the sky blue? What is the legend of the yeti? Do you know the muffin man? Stay tuned to find out!"

I really want to know the answer to those last two questions now!!!!

DO you know the muffin man?

classic ending. LOL


Man I haven't see this much cheating unless it was on the Maury a Povich show. ( by me lol)

[masterg]

"In the event of my Demise
When my heart can beat no more
I hope I die for a principle
Or a belief that i had lived 4
I will die before my time
Because I feel the shadow's depth
So much I wanted 2 accomplish
Before I reached my death
I have come 2 grips with the possibility
and wiped the last tear from my eyes
I loved all who were positive
In the event of my demise!"

-Tupac

[masterg]

Sorry i'm a thread killer for some reason.
-Masterg

[defect9]

"In space, no one can hear you scream for ice cream"

-Tuhd, the Internet Troll

[LiquidFiction]

"What doesn't Kill you makes you Stronger" - Friedrich Nietzsche

[little_scrapper]

"What doesn't Kill you makes you Stronger" - Friedrich Nietzsche

Yea! Just ask Christopher Reeve, Stephen Hawking, and anyone else that didnt die.

[LiquidFiction]

Yea! Just ask Christopher Reeve, Stephen Hawking, and anyone else that didnt die.

Mental Is Not Physical. Mr. Nietzsche was a very wise man. How BRAVE of you to challenge his thought.

[LiquidFiction]

"If I dont shoot you now, your never gonna learn." -little_scrapper

ROFL you Quoted yourself? WOW

[Petra]

"Why do I need a permit? I have my license already!" -My younger brother in response to being told that he needed a permit to park in his high school's parking lot. Sadly, he was being completely serious.

[little_scrapper]

Mental Is Not Physical. Mr. Nietzsche was a very wise man. How BRAVE of you to challenge his thought.

Your point? Mr. Nietzsche, prior to his death, encouraged a move away from religious doctrine, he felt that moving toward our primitave heritage (only the strong survive) was the better way.

"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything" ~ Mr. Nietzsche

[little_scrapper]

ROFL you Quoted yourself? WOW

Hell, I had T-shirts made. they sold very well!

[MikeB12]

Your point.

no comment on the point, but I think LS, you've made a name for yourself recently... so the rep you've made for yourself draws smart ass responses...

just telling it like it is. I'm pretty indifferent personally, and find your commentary in various threads funny at times. but that doesn't mean others do. you make the bed you sleep in. it is what it is.

[little_scrapper]

no comment on the point, but I think LS, you've made a name for yourself recently... so the rep you've made for yourself draws smart ass responses...

just telling it like it is. I'm pretty indifferent personally, and find your commentary in various threads funny at times. but that doesn't mean others do. you make the bed you sleep in. it is what it is.

Lately you have been anything BUT indifferent. In fact, I recall a couple post quite to the contrary. You are the pot calling the kettle black. On a few recent threads, you have personally "snipped" in at me simply because of that ONE thread, where you did not like my 'opinion'. Ever since that day you seem to be following my posts with disparraging remarks. not cool. just let it go.

I have no issue with the bed I make.

I made the comment to Liquid. Why did you feel necessary to chime in on it before he had a chance to answer? Why does it seem that ever since my post, that you didnt like, that you continue to challenge me?

Lose the chip on your shoulder. Its not that big of a deal. We simply have different values.