What would you do if you had to drop a deuce and saw this (pic)

[l33t p1mp]

Not brown recluse or black widow though, usually harmless daddy long legs etc.

[[XC] riptide]

They say that in a human lifetime the average person eats about 20 spiders in his/her sleep. Think about that

Not spiders with a body the size of a small rodent.

[Speederlander]

Not spiders with a body the size of a small rodent.

Well, the OP spider if ingested would probably migrate to the space between the brain and the skull and dig in for an extended visit.

[Judaeus Apella]

They say that in a human lifetime the average person eats about 20 spiders in his/her sleep. Think about that

Spiders and other insects often crawl in people's mouths while they sleep, seeking warmth and are then accidently swallowed. Happens to everyone. Its not a big deal. Mmmmm protein!

[Klarko]

Spiders and other insects often crawl in people's mouths while they sleep, seeking warmth and are then accidently swallowed. Happens to everyone. Its not a big deal. Mmmmm protein!

as long as you dont wake up mid swallowing haha

[YukonTrooper]

Steal Judaeus' cat and lock it in the bathroom...

Just kiddin', bro!

[zsamz_]

some freaks would wear it as an earing

[Frisch]

[HDCHOPPER]

be short 1 sock lol cause eye aint touching that roll
then go get one of my empty med bottles put it in thier and see what the pill dust did to it lol

[NoX]

I would set the toilet paper on fire and watch the hideous beast burn to hell.

[zanzabar]

Not brown recluse or black widow though, usually harmless daddy long legs etc.

widows and recluses dont go in the same category a black widow dosnt hurt much and is about half as bad as a bee sting. a recluse u will need an anti venom in like 30-60mins or u have to remove tissue

and daddy long legs arnt spiders, they are closer to Solifugae (things like camel spiders, that arachnids but not spiders) even though they are classified as Araneomorphae becouse they have mandibles instead of fangs and eat things instead of sucking out the juices

[slim142]

I would grab it and put it back in the yard

ARE YOU KIDDING ME! I would run my @ss off there even if I was in the middle of business!

MOMMY!!!!!!!

[ownage]

I would put it gently in the toilet...and then dump on it.

[T_M]

stomped on it with my size 10 military boots, then flushed it

Animal lover huh.....

[tiro_uspsss]

so many darn funny posts in this thread - love it!

[Particle]

They say that in a human lifetime the average person eats about 20 spiders in his/her sleep. Think about that

Thankfully, no, you don't.

http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.asp

Anyway, when I see large spiders I want to shoot them. Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to open up with my AR-10 in the house.

And what would I do if the spider was ON my AR-10? *lock up*

[[XC] riptide]

Thankfully, no, you don't.

http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.asp

Anyway, when I see large spiders I want to shoot them. Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to open up with my AR-10 in the house.

And what would I do if the spider was ON my AR-10? *lock up*

lol Ya not surprised by this 'myth'

[ownage]

Thankfully, no, you don't.

http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.asp

Anyway, when I see large spiders I want to shoot them. Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to open up with my AR-10 in the house.

And what would I do if the spider was ON my AR-10? *lock up*

He, sadly I have to believe in this myth, because I happen to almost eaten one in my sleep. I was on holiday on a boat (Holland lol). I woke up and g'damned, something was coming out of my mouth. I put on the light and there it was, a damn spider, not a big one but still enough proof for me they crawl in people's mouth's. I almost jumped into the water lol, but I was probably 11 years old back then.

[l33t p1mp]

Bah I once woke up to a LOAD of ants in my mouth. I fell asleep right after dinner while watching tv and didn't brush my teeth. I now brush after every meal.

[YukonTrooper]

Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to open up with my AR-10 in the house.

Why not? Wife got yah whipped?

[Mr.Guvernment]

They say that in a human lifetime the average person eats about 20 spiders in his/her sleep. Think about that

unfortunatly it is a myth, for the most part, but sure it does happen to some., it was 7 spiders a year at one point, since they like to crawl into dark warm places... (now you know why your other sleeps with panties on!.. or maybe you do to...)

[Loser777]

This is why I'm sometimes hesitant to run Open-Case systems sometimes... because after two weeks after my current build, I noticed a rather large and thin spider crawling in and around my PSU -.-"

[Sparky]

This is why I'm sometimes hesitant to run Open-Case systems sometimes... because after two weeks after my current build, I noticed a rather large and thin spider crawling in and around my PSU -.-"

haha I ran my crunchers in someone's basement for a summer (friend was kind enough to let me run them there since I had no internet capable of them at home at the time) and when I pulled them out of the basement later there were a few spider webs inside and a bunch of dead insects

[viccan]

Is that a brown recluse I got bit by one of those in Fla a few years back had an open sore almost an 1" deep in my calf and still have a scar to this day BUY MORE RAID!!!! I don't like spiders thats why I went with Intel!! I just crack myself up

[[XC] 2long4u]

Or drop another AS you were running and screaming!

Reminds me of this time I was driving in my neighborhood and this Chihuahua was running across the street. He saw me coming, ran faster and dropped a load in the middle of the street while running. That is the first time I saw a dog take a crap without hunkering down.