Male Dilemma

[chinaguy]

Well want did you guys buy your wife or girlfriend for Christmas?

[little_scrapper]

I didnt give her any. Which is what women want. hehe

[nn_step]

Well want did you guys buy your wife or girlfriend for Christmas?

Well my family in their "great wisdom" got my wife a brand new shiny handgun which was immediatedly placed against my head with the statement "more bacon!"

Oh the fun of the holidays.

[K404]

Well my family in their "great wisdom" got my wife a brand new shiny handgun which was immediatedly placed against my head with the statement "more bacon!"

Oh the fun of the holidays.

Best post ever?!

[little_scrapper]

OMG, dont care if it was the wife, if she ever put a gun to my head, funning or not, that would have gotten punched in the face! Like posting AMD stats in the Intel forums, some things you just dont do.

You dont point a gun at someone unless your are willing pull the trigger. Maybe in your case she was.

[FU1G0R]

well my family in their "great wisdom" got my wife a brand new shiny handgun which was immediatedly placed against my head with the statement "more bacon!"

oh the fun of the holidays.

epic lol xd

[zsamz_]

OMG, dont care if it was the wife, if she ever put a gun to my head, funning or not, that would have gotten punched in the face! Like posting AMD stats in the Intel forums, some things you just dont do.

You dont point a gun at someone unless your are willing pull the trigger. Maybe in your case she was.

my thoughts exactly
anyone pointin a gun better use it

back to subject matter

bought wife a wafflemaker

[shoota]

Got mine a new car.. sort of.. long story..

[chinaguy]

bought wife a wafflemaker

Does you wife know how to use it?

[chinaguy]

Got mine a new car.. sort of.. long story..

I know the feeling, my wife is taking driving lesson! I should have never bought the 135mph, 0-60mph in 8.5sec VW. Anybody know where I can get one of those really big dumptruck tires cheap, so a can put my car on the inside to protect it from impacts!

[vohu manah]

I leveled up my oral abilities, and that was my christmas present to my better half. In return he solved the labyrinth quests for me in Two Worlds II <3 <3 <3 I hate giving presents due to formalities, I prefer to give my love something that I know he appreciates ...*it only brings us closer to each other & bla bla bla bla blah happy blabber* ^^

[nn_step]

OMG, dont care if it was the wife, if she ever put a gun to my head, funning or not, that would have gotten punched in the face! Like posting AMD stats in the Intel forums, some things you just dont do.

You dont point a gun at someone unless your are willing pull the trigger. Maybe in your case she was.

Well you know what they say. Marriage is the choosing the person you want to have annoy you for the rest of your life...

[Hondacity]

hahahahhahaha funny after-christmas thread lol

[vohu manah]

nn_step & K404

I accidently pressed the "report" button on one of your posts, and I don't remember which one. I pressed the "reset fields" button right after, but I don't know if the report has been sent or not. Should I contact an admin or moderator, or will they contact me if the report has been sent ..or? :S

..and all I wanted was to thank you nn_step for the inspirational post, about the gift that your family bought your wife >_<

[Movieman]

nn_step & K404

I accidently pressed the "report" button on one of your posts, and I don't remember which one. I pressed the "reset fields" button right after, but I don't know if the report has been sent or not. Should I contact an admin or moderator, or will they contact me if the report has been sent ..or? :S

..and all I wanted was to thank you nn_step for the inspirational post, about the gift that your family bought your wife >_<

Not to worry, we know all about nn_step and for years!

[vohu manah]

Not to worry, we know all about nn_step and for years!

lol omg

oh, well ..thanks for letting me know <3

[Movieman]

lol omg

oh, well ..thanks for letting me know <3

He's a very smart guy but some of marches to a different tune than most..

[vohu manah]

He's a very smart guy but some of marches to a different tune than most..

..well, I guess that explains why his family bought his wife a gun ^_^

[Movieman]

..well, I guess that explains why his family bought his wife a gun ^_^

One of those tools that snips the end of a cigar might have been better.
A gun pointed at you brings one kind of fear but one of those cigar snippers pointed at you brings a much more primal fear and REALLY gets your attention!

[vohu manah]

One of those tools that snips the end of a cigar might have been better.
A gun pointed at you brings one kind of fear but one of those cigar snippers pointed at you brings a much more primal fear and REALLY gets your attention!

My dear, cigars are unhealthy, how about a little petit carrot-cutter like this one? It's so small, what harm can it do?



..it's 4:09am here, nighty night ..I'm gonna take off my wigs and hug my pillow and snore without brushing my teeths! Goodnighty night <3

[Movieman]

My dear, cigars are unhealthy, how about a little petit carrot-cutter like this one? It's so small, what harm can it do?



..it's 4:09am here, nighty night ..I'm gonna take off my wigs and hug my pillow and snore without brushing my teeths! Goodnighty night <3

I've had 2 cigars in the last 32 years, one at the birth of each of my daughters..
Night..

[nn_step]

One of those tools that snips the end of a cigar might have been better.
A gun pointed at you brings one kind of fear but one of those cigar snippers pointed at you brings a much more primal fear and REALLY gets your attention!

Thanks, my wife read your post and added a cigar snipper to her christmas list for next year :anger:

[Movieman]

Thanks, my wife read your post and added a cigar snipper to her christmas list for next year :anger:

My kind of girl...LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[chinaguy]

I bought the wife a scarf and she got me an Intel 120GB SSD, seems like a good deal to me.

[nn_step]

today I attempted to give my wife a slight upgrade. Aka replace her 15 inch monitor with a 28 inch monitor/tv and she throws a fit because she doesn't like it because it doesn't feel right.