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Old 08-11-2005, 10:16 AM   #1
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The Official Xtremely funny quotes thread

I thought it'd be cool to start a thread with all the funny quotes in, to last forever (or a while)...
You gotta format them like this classic:


Thread: How old are you

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Ironically enough I always considered m0p to be some guy who grew up and learnt programming during the cold war

Thought he would be a family guy by now...
There goes
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Old 08-11-2005, 10:19 AM   #2
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Thread: How old are you?

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there's four of us old farts over 40....so be nice or I'll send you my false teeth in the mail.
We'd better watch out for UnG
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Old 08-11-2005, 10:28 AM   #3
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Thread: The Offcial Buggered up thread titles thread

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that reminds me, i owe you an e-kiss

*Kisses UnG

OMG! IM NOW AN E-GAY
Yes, I know I quoted myself - but I think some one reading that would laugh
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Old 08-11-2005, 10:44 AM   #4
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Keep 'em coming guys...

Thread: Post your pictures (mugshots)

http://www.xtremesystems.org/forums/...715#post997715

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It's like this - your Mom is my age and she's hot
Come over and you can play with the whole bloody rack room full of Opty's, you can even play with the eight way PPC server...
I might have to comb my hair and shave if you bring your Mom :p
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Old 08-11-2005, 10:55 AM   #5
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I feel proud

Let's hope m0p doesn't see this...

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Well it was either "UglynGrey" or "GiantHorsePenis" I figured the former would gain me more acceptance...
I was having trouble beating gravity for a while to get back on my chair

I suppose UnG will dominate this thread, so all of us have to try hard and dig deep
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Old 08-11-2005, 11:11 AM   #6
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lol, Juliette, that UnG quote is in my sig and has been for a couple of weeks
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.:Pentium M 753 (900mhz ULV):256MB:40GB:12.1" Touchscreen:. .:Not too shabby for a 2.4lbs of pwn:.

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Old 08-11-2005, 11:31 AM   #7
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LOL,
Great a place to collect the goofyisms (I mean that in a very good way) of the various members
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Old 08-11-2005, 11:33 AM   #8
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I found this one a while ago, In my sig on most of the other forums I'm on. - Of course, I always give proper credit.

I think some of you guys may remember this thread.

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LOL want me to get you a tissue so you can dry your eyes abiut being a ****ty overclocker, you got some bad sticks get over it you gonna slit your wrist cause they dont run at rated timings?
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Old 08-11-2005, 11:52 AM   #9
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What's your gaming name by Smizack

In the only game I care to play, I have been referred to as "God", "Christ" and "Faster".
"God that feels good"
"Jeseus Christ that's great"
"do it, Faster"

Regards,
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Yet another classic by UnG. We should release a book titled "UnG's Top100 Quotes" by XS
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Old 08-11-2005, 01:36 PM   #10
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Originally Posted by NWEng
Yeah, I remember when some of us were sitting around discussing this new "dirt" stuff, it was pretty cool at the time; it was a big improvement over what we were using before and it didn't stink as much.
http://www.xtremesystems.org/forums/...221#post981221

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Old 08-11-2005, 01:52 PM   #11
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This is what I consider classics:

In this thread (Kinc's SLI GTX benches):
http://www.xtremesystems.org/forums/...352#post987352

Charlie wrote:
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just curious, why does everyone have such LOOONNGG DI tubes? Half the length would be fine!
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to which G H Z responded:
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We like our DI tubes to match our other tubes
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Old 08-11-2005, 02:50 PM   #12
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IYP in the mug thread

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lol shame on you lev, whoring out your mother to play with servers....you should know better...he has to let you take the hardware home
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Old 08-11-2005, 04:44 PM   #13
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great, keep 'em coming, would a mod like to sticky ths?
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Old 08-11-2005, 05:03 PM   #14
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Too late! I've already seen that message in the age thread though, so meh, no big deal. I got some funny quotes from IRC channels stored in a textfile somewhere, but I can't find it anywhere. I'll look on my old (slightly broken) HDD which doesn't spin up half of the time, hopefully it is not too late, but here is one I remember off by heart roughly.

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ministeve: Arg damnit can anyone help me get Natural-Selection working? It doesn't show up in the Third-Party Games list. Yet another example of Steam being crappy and worthless, burn Newell burn!
jaardsi: Are you sure it's Steam's fault? Over 50% of the time the problem lies between the chair and the keyboard
ministeve: Maybe you are right
ministeve: WAIT... JAARDSI YOU ASS!!
* ministeve throws Gabe Newell at jaardsi's face
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ministeve: OWNED!
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Old 08-11-2005, 05:19 PM   #15
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^ or you could just go to bash.org for funny IRC quotes
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Old 08-12-2005, 02:19 AM   #16
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c'mon guys were driftin' off topic, Korpse do ya wanna squeze Aunt Uglys ass?
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Old 08-12-2005, 08:13 PM   #17
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lithan
She may have her fancy degrees and book-learning... but can she write her name in the snow?

Check and Mate.
Are you male or female thread
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Old 08-13-2005, 08:18 PM   #18
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me and Stewie007 were just playing with each other..
from the what car is your own thread
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Tsk tsk, ya sicko :p
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just pretend you have a nice personality and that you truly care
I think this one is quite good as well. I think it was a reply to one of UnG's posts in the post your mugshots section.
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Old 08-14-2005, 03:07 AM   #22
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hmmm...the ability to write your name in snow, or bring life into the world...

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Not a very hard choice then, who doesn't love snow?
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I love this stuff, it's funny as hell
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Old 08-22-2005, 08:22 PM   #24
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damn stewie put the tampon back in........
http://www.xtremesystems.org/forums/...31#post1009731
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Old 08-23-2005, 02:25 PM   #25
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Well this one isnt from XS but i thought it was ok. It is from a preview of a new Canon camera model.

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The Canon SD30 will come in three metallic finishes Tuxedo Black, Rockstar Red, Glamour Gold and Vivacious Violet with matching cases. Not sacrificing style for substance, the SD30 is a 5.0-megapixel camera with a 2.4x optical zoom lens and 4x digtal zoom. Retail price is $399.99.
They say it only comes in three finishes but there are clearly 4 listed.

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