I think we should make Top Ten list for the Late Show, on the subject of Signs You May Be A Cat Person. By that, I mean as the social term for someone who lives and breaths cats in their every day life, from the way they live, their mannerisms, habits, diet, etc.
After we've all replied with enough ideas, we'll pick about 20 of the funniest ones, then vote on which ones are the best. Then I'll type it out with formatting, and send it to the Late Show's email address. And with luck, Letterman will read them on TV! He's read lots of 10 Ten lists sent to him this way before on the show before.
I decided to start it off by jotting down any ideas I had, and so far I've got:
"You own any books on bird watching"
"You know what the word "scritch" means"
"You like to play with your food before you eat it."
"You find yourself torturing anything small, even if you don't intend to."
"If you've ever left anyone with a scratch mark, especially an enemy or a loved one."
"If you've ever bitten a lover on the back, or back of the neck while making love."
"If you've ever stared at someone just to torment them and watch their reactions."
"You don't like dogs."
"Dogs hate you even more."
"You're very picky about your environment, especially who's in it, and HATE it if something is out of place."
"You have a favorite lounging spot that you're very protective of."
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Shut up! I know half of them suck. LOL That's why I made this topic. Help me with this.
We have some seriously hard core cat lovers in this forum, and I know you guys can help me with this. But don't post a reason someone is a cat person, unless its actually funny. That's the only requirement. It's okay if any of your cat person reasons is based on sexual humor, its for the late show after all. So start posting!
Top 10 Signs You May Be A Cat Person
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