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Thread: My girlfriend OWNS fools on CS... I almost shat myself.

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    My girlfriend OWNS fools on CS... I almost shat myself.

    Last night while we were havin a little party at my house for New Years, I snuck off to get in some rounds of CS in true nerd fashion... 10 minutes into the rapage my girl comes into the room looking for me and after jeering me for a few seconds, she starts to watch me play... suddenly she's forcing me out of the chair whining "lemme try! lemme try!"..... I slowly got up saying "ok baby... but it's kinda hard. This game takes a while to get use to. First time I played it took me hours to get a kill". Mind you, she's never played an FPS on a PC before.... she hops and and I sh*t you not, gets THREE kills in a ROW using the aug on an aim map.... I went ballistic. She just started laughing and smugly said "this is easy!!" I ran out of the room to go get one of my buddies from the kitchen and heard her yelling profanities from the office room. We got back in and she was 7-5. It was a DM map so it was moving very fast.

    Now she wants me to build her a new rig so she can play CSS with me. I've created a monster.












    After I kicked her back off
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    The curse repeats itself... this has happened a couple of months back.
    Quote Originally Posted by nn_step
    Well CPUs are like women they all like things specific ways for them.. Some love 8x and others Love 9x or 7x.. they all just have their G-Spot and you have to learn to use it..
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    He should have given up his nuts too. Since clearly anyone that wants any Apple product that bad, Should NOT ever breed.
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    Yes, but this is CS.

    CS > EQ2
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    maybe she just wants a free computer, lol

    girls are viscious too, you better watch out

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    hmm.. this looks familiar.

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    Wow, shes pretty and decent at CS. The world will end :O
    I bet that hurt after you said it took you hours to get a kill eh!

    An AIM map would prolly be the best place to learn. No getting lost. No tactics.

    Perfect for a noobie to win on. Just grab the P90 and have fun.

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    there's more and more chicks playing FPS game and some of them are getting very good at it too!! Have you play BF2 lately? I often see bunch of them bunny hop nubing/C4'ing the heck out of everyone and stack up bunch of kills under their belts, heh...funny that you mention it now, my daughter just turn 2 yr old and the other day I found her playing collapse she know exactly where to click and how to restart the game, she'd learned from watching her mom
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    lol, thats not a monster, thats LOVE !!!! Keep her bro, not often you find a girl that enjoys the same games as you, let alone the computer.

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    My girlfriend is playing CS across the bedroom from me at this exact moment..

    She plays on a rig I built for her with a Sempron 2800+ @ 2.7ghz and my old 9700 Pro.

    She is hooked!
    I ruined her

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    LOL we should all get together and have a lan party... dudes vs our chicks.

    Watch we get owned! HAHA
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    OMG!! This is the 3rd time I've heard of stuff like this!! I wonder whats gonna happed to us guys!!
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    hahaha that's funny..

    boys vs girls lanparty, haha, but make it Quake 4 instead
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    my girlfriend plays CS too and often does really well. Except she is playing @ 8x6 @ 25fps on her lappy. I'll get some demos of her soon, we are having a LAN on friday ;-)

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    My sister can play CS, and she can usually get middle of the table on a public.

    But she is better at quake3, although she suicides all the time with the rocket launcher.

    But Im still loads better than she is

    And no... I dont have any pics :P

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    From my experience, chicks that do play, are about 800% better than guys, on average. Especially in CS 1.6.

    Women are more fierce and patient I tell ya'!

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