Funny sports moments

[Ugly n Grey]

I was out watching a Jays game at the Air Canada Centre in the mid nineties, the first baseman at the time swung out his hand to make the catch and the ball careened off his glove and into the stands. It caught some poor bugger coming down the stairs with a tray of beer right in the gonads. I think he soaked ten people in the rush to toss that beer and grip his genitals.

Just something I remembered. Post your sports blooper links/pics/vids and we can all have a chuckle....

[Frisch]

Stockholm 1949: WC Hockey

Denmark-Canada 0-47 (0-13)(0-16)(0-18)

The Canadians skated faster backwards, than the Danes skated forward.
All Canadian players scored hattrick, some more.
The Canadian coach should have yelled "KILL THEM KILL THEM"
The audience laughed, and were mostly talking about if the magic 50 goal limit would be broken.


Then we played at the WC again a couple of years ago, and ofcourse the canadians thought it were a run over, but first we humiliated U.S.A, beating them 5-2, and then took a draw against Canada 2-2. The headlines over there were rather funny.

[drcrawn]

um, the Jose Conseco home run off the head moment was awesome, so was Randy Johnson killing that protected Canadian bird with a 98mph fastball, and then getting fined for it!

[NWEng]

so was Randy Johnson killing that protected Canadian bird with a 98mph fastball, and then getting fined for it!

I thought that was a mourning dove down here during spring training... We hit them every so often when driving and they just explode, funny as hell.

[Reznik Akime]

I seen Randy beaning that bird. Hilarious as hell.

..But he really got fined for a random freak act..?

[NWEng]

No, I found the link. It was down in Tucson, not Canada and they're not protected in any way. http://espn.go.com/mlb/news/2001/0325/1161522.html

[NWEng]

I'll include any video that shows a motorcycle stunter wrecking his bike. Does that count as a sport?

[drcrawn]

Ok, sorry guys, I got Randy's bird ball confused with another incident. I swear some other baseball player killed a bird in Canada and got in trouble for it. Searching for link...

[[XC] Duc]

Ok, sorry guys, I got Randy's bird ball confused with another incident. I swear some other baseball player killed a bird in Canada and got in trouble for it. Searching for link...

That was Dave Winfield in Toronto... on August 4 1983.
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[NWEng]

"They say he hit the gull on purpose," said Yanks manager Billy Martin "They wouldn't say that if they'd seen the throws he'd been making all year. It's the first time he's hit the cutoff man."

Classic

[G H Z]

A quick clip of the exploding piegon courtesy of The big Unit.

http://s31.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2...Y3IGKSM4TYGMDC

[Ugly n Grey]

that's just nasty stuff... yeah I recall the Winfield thing, was in the papers for a week....

Then we played at the WC again a couple of years ago, and ofcourse the canadians thought it were a run over, but first we humiliated U.S.A, beating them 5-2, and then took a draw against Canada 2-2. The headlines over there were rather funny.

I thought it looked good on them the :banana::banana::banana::banana:y buggers (Canada WC team)... More power to Denmark for putting a team like that together.

I like to read the headlines in other countries...they call the Canadian team a bunch of bullies....and hockey is supposed to be so gentlemanly....The Korean team turned down a chance to play a US farm team......didn't have that many players that they could afford to lose any is what it came back as...

Sports are a weird combination of fanaticism and testosterone....

[eddy]

Dion James at Shea Stadium hit a bird. Might have killed it, I don't remember. I do remember watching that game though.

[IYP]

heh my friend got hit pretty damn hard....lined up backwards on kick return.....heres the convo
"Dan go see the trainer"
"*in a drunkenish voice* im fine"
"Dan seriously go see the trainer"
"*in a drunkenish voice* IM FINE!!"
"Dan the play is that way"
"What?"
"Timeout.....trainer"
trainer is checking him out
"Dan what did you have for breakfast"
"......uh....uh..uh.....Orange Juice and fukin waffles"

kinda had to be there for it.....the way he was talking and the timing of everything was just priceless

[illmatik]

How about Vinnie Jones Of Lock Stock and Snatch, and probably any future guy ritchie film fame grabbing...well I'll just post a link you uk lads probably have seen this one a million times..

http://www.weirdpicturearchive.com/p...nniejones.html

[Esso]

I remember the hokey match between Djurgården and AIK, when the puck suddenly entered the hot dog salesman's box.
It took some time to get it out, I don't think none bought any hot dog from him that evening.

[Vapor]

heh my friend got hit pretty damn hard....lined up backwards on kick return.....

ROFL!!! but how do you line up backwards on a kickreturn? Was he drunk to begin with?

[NoX]

The end of the 1982 Cal-Stanford Big Game is one of the most memorable moments in sport history.

What happened on the field is just amazing. Watch the video

http://alumni.berkeley.edu/KCAA_Mult..._Play_1982.asp

and here is the transcript of Joe Starkey's call of the play. Awesome!

http://www.cs.rice.edu/~dwallach/the_play.html

[Ugly n Grey]

I remember the hokey match between Djurgården and AIK, when the puck suddenly entered the hot dog salesman's box.
It took some time to get it out, I don't think none bought any hot dog from him that evening.

LOL you want mustard with that? That's why Matts Sundin plays for Toronto Maple Leafs....he likes his dogs with ketchup...

[Northwood]

England win the ashes, now thats funny!

[IYP]

ROFL!!! but how do you line up backwards on a kickreturn? Was he drunk to begin with?

atm he wasent....dont kno bout the night before but he got hit pretty hard...big concussion...he was lined up like this

the kick was going this way <--------

he was lined up facing that way <--------

mind you he was suposed to be returning the ball that way -------->