Trance565 [C4] Bloody_Sorcerer..... mist...
lol, this is starting to get kina like either watching the server threw a text client. or going to play lazer tag, and watching whats going on thru a text client while waiting for the next round lol.
Trance565 [C4] Bloody_Sorcerer..... mist...
lol, this is starting to get kina like either watching the server threw a text client. or going to play lazer tag, and watching whats going on thru a text client while waiting for the next round lol.
emptiness
*plays seductive music* puts trance into a trance and dumps him into hot lava. He slowly drowns in it, his face half smiling, half twisted. still in a trance, he fades away
3000+ Venice 240x9=2.16GHz(ondie controller limit) 2x512mb patriot tccd ram
9700pro at 325/310 runs all games buttery smooth!
9700(8 pipe softmod, 128m) at 410/325 23821 at 325/310 21287 at 275/270 19159
9500(4 pipes, 128m) at 420/330 18454 at 275/270 13319
9500(8 pipe softmod, 64m) at 390/310 19201 at 275/270 16052
9500(4 pipes, 64m) at 400/310 16215 at 275/270 12560
3dmark scores with Ti4200 and Ti4800se
Ti4200 at 340/730 19558 at 300/650 18032 at 275/550 16494 at 250/500 15295
3dmark scores with older gpus
Ti500 at 275/620 14588 Ti200 at 260/540 13557 MX440 at 380/680 11551
I decide 4200 played with XT's too much as a kid and got irradiated anyhow so I stick him in the industrial microwave with a couple cans of aerodust and lock the door. I go next door and listen for the "earth shattering kaboom" ala Marvin the Marsian
UnG [microwavecookexplode] 4200
"Foldin, Foldin, Foldin...keep those benchers foldin..." (Lyrics by Angra, Music is Rawhide)
BOYCOTT MIR's
Originally Posted by Monkeywoman
I tie UnG's right hand behind his neck to his left ear, then let Tyson practice his livershots on him till hes exhausted. Tyson that is...
By watching UnG die painfully, i get exited and try to rape Tyson thereby killing pcwpr
breaks neck and throws corpse into acid...
Fast computers breed slow, lazy programmers
The price of reliability is the pursuit of the utmost simplicity. It is a price which the very rich find most hard to pay.
http://www.lighterra.com/papers/modernmicroprocessors/
Modern Ram, makes an old overclocker miss BH-5 and the fun it was
I go to the market and buy a cows tongue. Then I attach it to a couple electrodes to make it move and attach it to steps armpit... he dies from laughter he is so ticklish...
"Foldin, Foldin, Foldin...keep those benchers foldin..." (Lyrics by Angra, Music is Rawhide)
BOYCOTT MIR's
i kill UnG with a bullet fired from a gun, triggered with the force of an idex finger.
AN OPEN MIND, WITH A CLOSED FIST.
I kill you by putting a Korean prostitute in your bed, infected with sars...
Fast computers breed slow, lazy programmers
The price of reliability is the pursuit of the utmost simplicity. It is a price which the very rich find most hard to pay.
http://www.lighterra.com/papers/modernmicroprocessors/
Modern Ram, makes an old overclocker miss BH-5 and the fun it was
I make nn_step climb the stairs of the empire state building. He walks step after step till hes taken his last step and collasps and dies! nn_step took too many steps!
3000+ Venice 240x9=2.16GHz(ondie controller limit) 2x512mb patriot tccd ram
9700pro at 325/310 runs all games buttery smooth!
9700(8 pipe softmod, 128m) at 410/325 23821 at 325/310 21287 at 275/270 19159
9500(4 pipes, 128m) at 420/330 18454 at 275/270 13319
9500(8 pipe softmod, 64m) at 390/310 19201 at 275/270 16052
9500(4 pipes, 64m) at 400/310 16215 at 275/270 12560
3dmark scores with Ti4200 and Ti4800se
Ti4200 at 340/730 19558 at 300/650 18032 at 275/550 16494 at 250/500 15295
3dmark scores with older gpus
Ti500 at 275/620 14588 Ti200 at 260/540 13557 MX440 at 380/680 11551
I make GFI4200 use only an integrated Intel GPU for the rest of his life. He commits seppuku (because Reznik said so)on the front step of the Japanese embassy to draw attention to his plight. He is buried inside a mound of 1000000 ping pong balls as per his final wishes.
Last edited by Ugly n Grey; 09-21-2005 at 07:19 PM.
"Foldin, Foldin, Foldin...keep those benchers foldin..." (Lyrics by Angra, Music is Rawhide)
BOYCOTT MIR's
-Simply deuglifies UnG, thus removing him of his live supporting power causing him to die.-
Last edited by Reznik Akime; 09-21-2005 at 07:19 PM. Reason: Typo, and upon further readng, Hara Kiri is actually a vulgar way to say Seppuku. Both work, one is just dishonorable. *Commits Seppuku*
I give Akime UnG's hand in marriage. They kiss and kiss and kiss till lighting hits both of them and they turn to dust.
3000+ Venice 240x9=2.16GHz(ondie controller limit) 2x512mb patriot tccd ram
9700pro at 325/310 runs all games buttery smooth!
9700(8 pipe softmod, 128m) at 410/325 23821 at 325/310 21287 at 275/270 19159
9500(4 pipes, 128m) at 420/330 18454 at 275/270 13319
9500(8 pipe softmod, 64m) at 390/310 19201 at 275/270 16052
9500(4 pipes, 64m) at 400/310 16215 at 275/270 12560
3dmark scores with Ti4200 and Ti4800se
Ti4200 at 340/730 19558 at 300/650 18032 at 275/550 16494 at 250/500 15295
3dmark scores with older gpus
Ti500 at 275/620 14588 Ti200 at 260/540 13557 MX440 at 380/680 11551
I tie Geforce to a pole. Then, I leave him there, giving him only crust from a single slice of bread a day. He dies. (A twist on Doctor Hazzard...heheh.)
"I don't suffer from insanity, but enjoy every minute of it." ~Edgar Allan Poe.
I castrate MutantToad with a rusty spork in public. He dies of blood loss.
Bloody_Sorcerer [rusty spork] MutantToad
I bloody Bloody_Sorcerer by beating him repeatedly with a his own computer case.
and bleeds to death..
Fast computers breed slow, lazy programmers
The price of reliability is the pursuit of the utmost simplicity. It is a price which the very rich find most hard to pay.
http://www.lighterra.com/papers/modernmicroprocessors/
Modern Ram, makes an old overclocker miss BH-5 and the fun it was
I feed MutantToad lots of MutantToads. He eats MutantToads and more MutantToads and more MutantToads and more MutantToads and more MutantToads and more MutantToads and more MutantToads and more MutantToads and more MutantToads and more MutantToads and more MutantToads and more MutantToads and more MutantToads till he becomes so full and sick he xplodes in an xtreme way!
3000+ Venice 240x9=2.16GHz(ondie controller limit) 2x512mb patriot tccd ram
9700pro at 325/310 runs all games buttery smooth!
9700(8 pipe softmod, 128m) at 410/325 23821 at 325/310 21287 at 275/270 19159
9500(4 pipes, 128m) at 420/330 18454 at 275/270 13319
9500(8 pipe softmod, 64m) at 390/310 19201 at 275/270 16052
9500(4 pipes, 64m) at 400/310 16215 at 275/270 12560
3dmark scores with Ti4200 and Ti4800se
Ti4200 at 340/730 19558 at 300/650 18032 at 275/550 16494 at 250/500 15295
3dmark scores with older gpus
Ti500 at 275/620 14588 Ti200 at 260/540 13557 MX440 at 380/680 11551
i solder leads from a cut-up extension cord to the gold fingers on Geforce4ti4200's PCB.
Bloody_Sorcerer [120VAC] Geforce4ti4200
I put Bloody_Sorcerer inbetween two giant Peltier junctions and freeze his ass into a brick.. then use a baseball bat to shatter him...
Fast computers breed slow, lazy programmers
The price of reliability is the pursuit of the utmost simplicity. It is a price which the very rich find most hard to pay.
http://www.lighterra.com/papers/modernmicroprocessors/
Modern Ram, makes an old overclocker miss BH-5 and the fun it was
I bust a cap in yo dome!
all off y'all biatches domes!
g-a-m-e out, i really should go now ... otherwise i would be making a fool out of myself...
E6600
P5W DH deluxe
OCZ EL PC6400
X1900XT's
I slice up g-a-m-e's skin, and then drown him in a tub of mercury. He dies of blood loss and mercury poisoning.
"I don't suffer from insanity, but enjoy every minute of it." ~Edgar Allan Poe.
I put toad in a bucket of cold water and place it on the stove and slowly let it heat up...
Being cold blooded he will not notice and cook to death...
Fast computers breed slow, lazy programmers
The price of reliability is the pursuit of the utmost simplicity. It is a price which the very rich find most hard to pay.
http://www.lighterra.com/papers/modernmicroprocessors/
Modern Ram, makes an old overclocker miss BH-5 and the fun it was
I cut a notch in nn_steps belly and pull his intestines out. I then duct tape the loose end to the wheel of a bus.
"Foldin, Foldin, Foldin...keep those benchers foldin..." (Lyrics by Angra, Music is Rawhide)
BOYCOTT MIR's
Well...this thread has gotten much more popular than I had expected.
I think we should add a twist to it...any ideas?
Anyway...
I tie UnG to the floor, and then chop him up slowly with an axe. Piece by piece. I'd like you all to imagine that- an ugly, grey...uhhh...thing getting chopped up. It scares me....
"I don't suffer from insanity, but enjoy every minute of it." ~Edgar Allan Poe.
As a gift to the successful Author of this Thread, my Animals will once again ruin MutantToad's luxury toilet by firstly , drink all the water from the bowl, then the Cat will scrath the seat, and the bunny will take a dump without flushing. MutantToad cries and weeps and cries and weeps and dies of Great sorrow.
~Opinion about Dogs~~~~~~~Hug~~~~~~~~
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