One I heard today off our warehouse packaging chappie does a bit of auctioning and a right windup merchant.
The other night he's doing some auctioning just for fun and this time he's auctioning off a bundle of 5 Banana's
Anyway he sell's these banana's for £1.50 to a lady, He's know's this lady well, and know's she good for a laugh and a easy person to get (Joke wise).
Anyway he take's a banana away before she come's up on stage to collect.
On getting upon stage and receiving her bunch of Banana's she notice's only 4 and call's he him a robbing b4$$t3d in jest.
Anyway he reveal's the missing Banana and starts his gag... while she still up on stage.
Ron.. You know I study women alot and know from seeing them eat banana's what they like doing...
Lady.. OK
Ron.. Ok Young lady Start to open the banana
Lady.. Peal's 1st part of banana skin down
Ron.. Ok what have you just done
Lady.. Urmm pulled down ermm 1 part of the skin
Ron .. Ok carry on un peeling
Lady.. Peels 2nd bit down
Ron.. Ok what have you done
Lady.. Pulled 2 skins
Ron.. Ok carry on
Ron.. What have you done
Lady .. Pulled 3 skins
Ron.. Ok last one
Ron.. Ok what have you done...?
Lady.. Pulled 4 skins
Ron's ........ So you like pulling back 4 skins
Lady twigs after audiance cracks up and curse's him after realising he got her good and proper
And all in the fun he even get's her to suck the banana before returning back to the audiance.
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