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    Nice one Poppa, still chuckling after reading this thread

    Jeesh, this is what I luv about XS.

    Keep it up...or...erm...keep it coming...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrBean View Post
    Nice one Poppa, still chuckling after reading this thread

    Jeesh, this is what I luv about XS.

    Keep it up...or...erm...keep it coming...
    Well at my age there is no shame in needing some help....
    OK the Mammoth part might be a small exaggeration

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    It's not the age, it seems, but the size....you need to be taking them low blood-pressure pills.....
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    That's what she said.

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    Haha, men will be men, doesn't matter about the wheelchair, if them eyes are working still, and them hands can move.....but she's got nice legs anyway
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    Otis11 I am sorry to rush ya but people are getting tired.

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    Everyone's been waiting for ya.

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    Some say they are going to start the festivities without ya.

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    The boys from Arkansas say they are ok and will wait.

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    But the Aussies have packed up and left.

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    As did the Florida folks.

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    MM has tried calling ya.

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    When ya didn't answer he sent the Canadian's for more beer.

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    Truthfully I ain't too sure of some of what's going on..

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    The hot tub is lookin' real nasty, trying not to wonder why....

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    SO if you could stop by before my guest looses interest in other things, it would be swell!

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    Farkit Poppa, I am going to tear myself a new orifice - and you will have to pay for the surgery.

    Luv the one about MM - now where's my phone, need to chat to Uncle Dave
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    It does explain why I'm NOT buying an ER 185 for my next bike


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    Quote Originally Posted by D_A View Post
    It does explain why I'm NOT buying an ER 185 for my next bike
    Hehe- I thought they were popular back in the early 80's, those ones.....hope you're not showing your age here
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    @ alphaone: Remember, I was born in South Africa.....always a few years behind the rest of the developed world when it comes to all things car/bike related, and mostly everything else related to technology....
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    Hilarious thread!

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    Oh, crap...
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    Sorry for the delayed response, I've been a little side tracked with other projects
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    So I haven't been around much, please excuse the mess...
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    And haven't even been getting enough sleep
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    Would you like some coffee while I'm up?
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    Or maybe something a little stronger?
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    Anyway, as to your post, what am I going to do with you
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    Yes, I did which teams, temporarily,
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    I know you mean well, but ya gotta think things through more!
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    I'll let ya off easy since I know you don't get out much...
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    Finally, to address the issue with the girls...
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    Oh, and as for the dissapointment comment...
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    Hello Otis11, hope I did not interrupt anything important. I like your new motorbike.

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    While waiting for your move I cleaned off my bi0tch-slapper.

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    Now I do not want to take away from any accomplishment you have managed, obvious or not.

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    When ya didn't show things went south here and not in a good way. My neighbors are kinda scary.


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    One of the northern gals said no to gettin' more beer.

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    So MM went to Wal Mart himself to get beer.

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    Maybe he'll find your dream girl for ya....

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    People had expectations.

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    I think they are disappointed though.

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    You know the buckeyes they started their drama.

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    Good thing the Brits are good at entertaining themselves.

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    Some are wanting all this to end.



    But I really enjoy your comments.



    But MM has always asked us all to get along and be friends.



    So it is up to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moo View Post
    I find all the bovine comments offensive.

    Oh dude. Bad luck!

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    You can't hide Otis.

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    You're coming up a bit short here.

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    Will you leave me just hanging here?

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    While I was touched by your tale of lack of sleep...

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    I think it might be more the inevitable payback that keeps you quiet.

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    I have considered technical difficulties as a possible reason for your silence...

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    but I am sure it would not take you long to figure out a solution.I warned you about Texans.....

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    As a C.S. major I am sure there is a lot of studying with friends and much you need to keep abreast of.


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    and there is always homework huh?

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    Maybe your hard work will bring about a great discovery, like where computers come from!

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    As far as my "guest" is concerned

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    Don't worry, I'll be here, whenever you get around to us.

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    Now I know by now some of you reading this thread might not be too happy with me.

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    Maybe you are sensitive over stereotyping.

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    But I must ask you a question.

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    Who brought the world the Internet? Improving the lives of millions.

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    Maybe the greatest technical advance ever was brought to you by the country with a unique culture.

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    A standard of living envied the world over.


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    An education system unparalleled in history, or math.

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    And family values that speak for themselves!

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    Where a person can dream of and achieve being whoever he or she wants!


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    Where a can do attitude is normal.

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    So trust me, an 'Merican

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    It was only for the LULZ

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    I got a PM from Otis, seems 2 college majors and a full time job keeps ya busy.

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    He won't be continuing.....

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    So I'll be looking for my entertainment elsewhere....

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    Cheers!

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    So did otis11 really leave the group? I haven't been on the site in a few months. Darn "life" getting in the way of "play".

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    Oh dude. Bad luck!

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