"Females Fabricating Drama..

[vohu manah]

That or find a very nice and understanding girl or just go gay.

If you had to be married; being married to a guy would be great. Could you imagine saying something, but having the words you said interpreted exactly the way that you intended your words to be interpreted? That would be a nice touch, wouldn't it? "Remember what you said ten years ago when we were driving in the car on the way to my mother's house?" -- "No." -- "Oh me neither! I'm a dude. Forget it. Nevermind. I was about to torture you with some fake transcription skills that I knew you couldn't really call me on, and then I was going to punish you for not remembering something that you actually never did in the first place, but instead since I'm a dude we can just shut up, we can just drive along, listen to some music, have a good afternoon after all. Being married to a guy would be great. I didn't even used to believe in soulmates, the whole concept of soulmates, I never used to believe in soul mates until I saw Siegfried and Roy...cause there you have a gay Lion-tamer who hooked up with another gay Lion-tamer! What are the odds of that happening?!? Talk about holding out for Mr. Right, that seems like a pretty beautiful story. People say they can't find someone who shares their interests, two German dudes who play with Tigers in the desert, that doesn't seem vaguely Biblical to anyone else?
Greg Giraldo.

And you basicly double your wardrobe (forgot who said that).

lol Siegfried and Roy..... so when did you get out of the closet?
<3<3
Sandi

[Starscream]

lol Siegfried and Roy..... so when did you get out of the closet?
<3<3
Sandi

Nah im not gay i just wanted to add another option :P.

So many comedians have their bits about the positive sides about being gay and i gotta say some of them have a point.
But i like girls just to damn much.


But i completely agree that it is so damn hard to find the right girl.
I got so many buddys that have relationships just based on superficial things like looks and are then amazed when the relationship has problems.
To many people look for someone that has the same interests as them and thats to hard, find someone you can talk with and is cool with your hobbys and accepts your flaws and ofc vice versa.

[El Mano]

solution is to find a tech freak girl :P

My GF interrupted my DOTA today, freaking out because she had destroyed a pin of the 24 pin mobo connector while sleeving the cable and now she won't be able to resume playing (neither Portal 2 nor Mafia) till late next week.

Not a solution, really.

[MadHacker]

My wife put ram in the MB backwards...
toasted the whole board.
but i didn't hear about it until i got home from work