theres one thing about star wars that has always kinda ruined the movies, and in particular the games for me.
including "the old republic".
its light sabers and the variable "power" they seem to have, or lack.
in empire strikes back, luke gets his hand chopped off in a single slice, in the same fight, darth vader slices instantly through a metal pillar easily as thick as a tree.
then not a minute later, he hacks at luke, who dodges - and he hits a hand rail, and it only sparks, no slice through that metal handrail - yet he can slice through a metal pillar thats as thick as a tree just a minute earlier?
theres another scene later, where darth vader gets hit in the shoulders from a hack from luke, and it barely knicks his armor?
now fast forward to the intro for the old republic, and theres scenes where a guy is throwing huge metal items at some guy, and he is slicing through it as if it was tissue paper.
theres a ton of examples of this all over star wars movies and games, and its never made sense - if the light saber is suppose to be this all powerful weapon to be dreaded and respected - why does it sometimes come across as if was nothing more then a shiny stick?
to put it differently, if I was going into world war three, and my plattoon was handed a rifle, and they said, "sometimes it can kill a rhino in one shot, sometimes it shoots out cupcakes and rainbows".
I dont think I'd be too happy with that weapon...
so to me, the light saber has always seemed like the worst weapon someone could be using, cause if sometimes it would cut someone clean in half as if a hot knife going through butter - and another time, it might barely knick someones armor - seems kinda like a bad weapon to choose.
star wars is full of things I couldnt ever fully accept logically, like why do jedis seem to have this weird ability to have a 100% batting average when someones shooting "lasers" at them?
if someone handed you a bat, and said they were gonna shoot a machine gun at you, you will live, if you can just hit all the bullets out of the way - it starts to sound alittle dumb...
I can accept that "jedi are just that good".
I can even accept that "lasers" that move "about as fast a bow and arrow", dont make any sense.
but videogames is where it really starts to stop making sense.
run around in the old republic for a hour, you will see a thousand people hacking away on something with thier light sabers.... all doing little to no damage.
light sabers have always been the breaking point for me in star wars, cause thats when I just start to feel like they should just start to hand them out at raves, so those ravers can play with them, they seem to enjoy glow sticks, why not light sabers? they are obviously not that dangerous....
I am just being a smart ass, thinking this while running around in the old republic.
for the record, I do greatly enjoy the first 3 star wars movies, I had fun watching them as a kid, the I consider knights of the old republic one of the best PC games I ever played.
this new MMO, the old republic, its OK.
I dont see it as ground breaking, or anything I will play alot, I see it as a linear game, with too much emphisis on PVP, and a ton of hype. its gonna last just fine, but I dont think I am its target audience.
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