Male Dilemma

[yatesy17]

Go with pc parts upgrade the pc will love you more !

women just spend all your money and moan all the time

Pc all the way apple store good idea

[Tackleberry]

I would mod her in lingerie and overclock the out of her.

[Judaeus Apella]

Buy her that 3 foot long sting I mentioned earlier... but I guess that would be more of a gift for you than her.

[M.Beier]

Every woman is unique and so is every relationship.

The only deciding factor for if a woman is wine or milk is time.

Not really no... The female body peaks at age 21, the male at age 24 (statisticly) from that point on, it is down hill....

But god forbid actually telling a girl that on her 22th birthday
And after all, women is more than a piece of meat, the actual person does not peak at same age as the body, everything is a matter of balance.

[chinaguy]

Well at least I have 5 weeks to pluck up the currage to go into an Apple store and buy an ???????

[El Mano]

Buy hardware.
The main difference is:

* after using your computer, you will feel the experience is better.

* if you buy lingerie, after having sex you won't feel like the experience was any different

[Judaeus Apella]

True... true, unless she wore it around the house all the time. I think it would be worth it then.

[duron]

Buy the Hardware & get a cheap lingerie, you'll just rip it out in the heat of the moment

[K404]

Go to the Apple store and buy headphones.

Apple.... check

Cheap..... (relatively).... check

[chinaguy]

Buy the Hardware & get a cheap lingerie, you'll just rip it out in the heat of the moment

No such thing as CHEAP Lingerie or computer hardware, they both look like trash and last as long as a snow flake in hell.

[zsamz_]

lingeree or hardware they both really for you lol

me i woud keep the 100$ n get another 100$ later n buy hardware

if you really want to make your wife happy take her to a nice restaurant
i know for a fact there are some incredible restaurants in shanghai
after that she will use the energy of the food to please you

[vohu manah]

lol think more like a woman, and don't ever rush with stuff like this.

...first you make sure her computer gets slow. Fill it with vira and stuff but don't tell her ...let her know that her computer is slow and out of date, then get her Sims3 (most women get addicted to that game) and let her try that on her computer. Make sure the game runs slow and awfull, and then ask her if you're allowed to spend money on a new computer for yourself if she gets your old one, so she can play Sims3 without any trouble... lol

Don't ever buy a woman lingerie, we have a hard time getting lingerie we can afford, like and fit for ourselves.. it's ok if your wife finds some lingerie that she wants and you pay for it, but don't go and buy that sort of stuff without her.

Buy the Hardware & get a cheap lingerie, you'll just rip it out in the heat of the moment

She will notice that.

[Judaeus Apella]

Dude, like I said, get her a 3 foot string and CALL it lingerie.

[vohu manah]

The 3 foot string, duck tape, tooth paste, talcum powder and an Apple power cord wouldn't be a bad idea either! It kinda gets kinkier the more you think about it ...or is it just me?

[chinaguy]

The 3 foot string, duck tape, tooth paste, talcum powder and an Apple power cord wouldn't be a bad idea either! It kinda gets kinkier the more you think about it ...or is it just me?

I think is just you!

[Judaeus Apella]

"tooth paste, talcum powder"???? What?

I'm confused.... what are you talking about? Why is that kinky? I admit I could find a use for that cord.... if I had an iron bed, but what on earth is the other stuff for?

[Ket]

The 3 foot string, duck tape, tooth paste, talcum powder and an Apple power cord wouldn't be a bad idea either! It kinda gets kinkier the more you think about it ...or is it just me?

Its u kinky is handcuffs and whips

[Pestilence]

First question should be "Will she look sexy in it?"

If the answer is "Yes" then buy her some Fredericks of Hollywood Stuff

[Movieman]

Well I made the mistake of asking the wife what she wanted as a present for her birthday.

So I now have to decide on Divorce or going into an Apple Store and buying something there.

Divorce might be cheaper!

[vohu manah]

"tooth paste, talcum powder"???? What?
I'm confused.... what are you talking about? Why is that kinky? I admit I could find a use for that cord.... if I had an iron bed, but what on earth is the other stuff for?

Tooth paste warms you up it feels good, you should try it ..don't use too much of it though O.o it's kinda like hot water, tea, ice cubes, they all stimulate you in different ways, but if you overdo it then it will hurt. Talcum powder gives a very smooth friction, if you don't sweat too much then you can use that for "massage" (I don't recomend that to women though, men only!).

Its u kinky is handcuffs and whips

Handcuffs aren't practical enough, and the metal leave marks on my wrists... I would prefer the Apple power cord and the 3 foot long string! O.o

Divorce might be cheaper!

True true true O.o

[Ket]

Fluffy handcuffs then Apple accessories are in no way erotic lol

[chinaguy]

Fluffy handcuffs then Apple accessories are in no way erotic lol

The Apple Store is very much like a :banana::banana::banana::banana: Shop. Everything is covered in plastic, sold in a big box no matter how small the item, very expensive and only gives you 30 seconds of excitement.

The customers also have the same look on their face when they are handling the items on the top shelves!

[Ket]

^^ lol :d

[chinaguy]

Well I have gone for the iPad USB adapter that allows you to conect a USB stick to the iPad. Its so the wife can look at the 25,000 photographs she has of our son!!!

Still leaves me $60 left over to buy the lingerie! Best of both worlds

[Mescalamba]

I cant stop thinking..

..are you real?