Smelly Germans are the world's worst lovers

[[XC] riptide]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-sto...5875-21708752/

Don't mention the phwoar - German men have been voted the world's worst lovers.

They won the dubious title Hans down after being branded too SMELLY between the sheets.

But English blokes didn't rate much better - finishing next to bottom for being so lazy in the sack.

In a poll of 15,000 globe-trotting females the Welsh (too selfish) and Scots (too loud) also scored badly.

Spanish men were voted the best, followed by Brazilians and Italians in the 20-nation survey by global research site http://www.OnePoll.com.

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A spokesman said: "Well-travelled women have named and shamed those who don't satisfy them when it comes to making love.

"The results are a real eye-opener - and it's clear that British lads really need to up their game."

TOP 10

1 Spain. 2 Brazil. 3 Italy. 4 France. 5 Ireland. 6 South Africa. 7 Australia. 8 New Zealand. 9 Denmark. 10 Canada.

BOTTOM 10

1 Germany (too smelly) 2 England (too lazy) 3 Sweden (too quick) 4 Holland (too dominating) 5 America (too rough) 6 Greece (too lovey-dovey) 7 Wales (too selfish) 8 Scotland (too loud) 9 Turkey (too sweaty) 10 Russia (too hairy)

[IFMU]

[[XC] riptide]

Anyone seen saaya? *sniff sniff*

[[XC] Oj101]

I rank 6th

[Neox69]

Lol, I am too rough! :p

[Judaeus Apella]

Pfft... sounds like they have rotten taste in men depending on what country they're in. Anyone who actually thinks all men from a certain country are all the same in the sack, has got to have jello for brains. People vary in terms of love making and sex based on personality, and America is a melting pot of all kinds of different people.

The rule of thumb in my personal opinion for most chicks is, they either don't usually know what they want or they want what they can't have, and when they think they know what they want, they either want something they don't need or change their mind, but in either case won't admit it when they realize they made a mistake and will often repeat that mistake over and over.

Well, that's been my experience anyway.

But then again Richmond Virginia has one of the worst selection of women in the US. Its true, lots of men complain about it here.

[DAK1640]

[Shaz]

At least we beat the Germans. Again.

Pfft... sounds like they have rotten taste in men depending on what country they're in. Anyone who actually thinks all men from a certain country are all the same in the sack, has got to have jello for brains. People vary in terms of love making and sex based on personality, and America is a melting pot of all kinds of different people.

The rule of thumb in my personal opinion for most chicks is, they either don't usually know what they want or they want what they can't have, and when they think they know what they want, they either want something they don't need or change their mind, but in either case won't admit it when they realize they made a mistake and will often repeat that mistake over and over.

Well, that's been my experience anyway.

But then again Richmond Virginia has one of the worst selection of women in the US. Its true, lots of men complain about it here.

I know there's a REALLY poor comment in there somewhere....

[gundamit]

"Well traveled women" seem to like guys speaking the Italo-Western Romance languages because the translations of "road whore" sounds so romantic.

[berk]

Well,the Spanish and the Italians do get to practice on their sisters first....

[SoulsCollective]

TOP 10

...7 Australia.

Not that it comes as any surprise

[[XC] Oj101]

I still beat you by one

[[XC] gomeler]

I will once again default to my Italian heritage and pretend I'm not an American for the sake of this article.

[[XC] leviathan18]

another italian hereeeee

[inCore]

This means nothing, I once saw that Finns are the best boyfriends in a women's toilet. Don't ask me how I know that.

[HuffPCair]

Pfft... sounds like they have rotten taste in men depending on what country they're in. Anyone who actually thinks all men from a certain country are all the same in the sack, has got to have jello for brains. People vary in terms of love making and sex based on personality, and America is a melting pot of all kinds of different people.

The rule of thumb in my personal opinion for most chicks is, they either don't usually know what they want or they want what they can't have, and when they think they know what they want, they either want something they don't need or change their mind, but in either case won't admit it when they realize they made a mistake and will often repeat that mistake over and over.

Well, that's been my experience anyway.

But then again Richmond Virginia has one of the worst selection of women in the US. Its true, lots of men complain about it here.

Dude just learn to laugh sometimes.


Also so do I go off what country I am from or my families background lol eitherr way I either am too rough or I smell LOL the choices in life are a tough one sometimes.

[phelan1777]

[One_Hertz]

There is no such thing as too rough.

[billdavis]

funny

[Asylum1]

I could only imagin the women they got there information from and how much truth was told by them!!

[Judaeus Apella]

There is no such thing as too rough.

Dude just learn to laugh sometimes.

LOL! I did laugh!

[RADCOM]

remember this is the daily mirror here one point up from the Sun lol. I love the term "well travelled women" Where are the Jamaicans?...Shabba

[K404]

If a man is too loud in bed.... its the womans fault isn't it?


ok..... Counter-poll.... best Nationalities for women?

Seeing as I wait for women to come to my city..... 1/ English, 2/ Scottish 3/ Polish