I had to read it four times before i got it....Originally Posted by littleowl
I had to read it four times before i got it....
I crunch for you Gramps R.I.P.
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oh man thats bad!
Indeed!
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Thought you guys might find this useful.
How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
So True.
oof!
20 Logs on the fire for WCG:i7 920@2.8
X3220@3.0
X3220@2.4
E8400@4.05
E6600@2.4
Yes, that's true, but you cut that list down by 40 or 50 items if you use roofies. Not that I would have any personal knowledge of that.Thought you guys might find this useful.
How to Make a Woman Happy
Here's something pretty funny in perverted way Sublime date rape song.
Here are the lyrics. It cracks me up every time i hear it - especially toward the end (he ends up in prison - need I say more?)
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hahaha better yet is when that happens on the first date. IF theres a chance for a 2nd, better not blow itSo True.
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ok look I don't get into the political crap that some of you do. I thought this was a funny one but I don't want anyone to take it to hart or get upset about it!!!!!!!
'Twas the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!
I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.
When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys
They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!
He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink
He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!
" On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi"
He screamed at the pairs!
They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!
So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM
GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!
weak
Yeah, sorry to burst your bubble but to anybody that isn't republican it's either negative or just lame.
You other guys are doing good though.
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I am neither I just though it was funny. the one I got for mcCain was the best one but I cant post it here
here is another one I just got.
Last edited by littleowl; 10-30-2008 at 06:06 AM.
I got this error message yesterday:
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You know Martin I have had days like that........................
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Much like that. Split a chip on Mithril's board.
Has anybody else noticed that all of Cyber's "pee" is gone?
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I noticed all his pee was gone a few days ago, but I didn't want to be the creeper to bring up Cyber Druid's missing pee!
Found his missing pees thanks to Blauhung
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Anyone else find it funny that when you type in "urine sample" in Google and click on images, a link to xtremesystems is on the first page?
LOL, that's brilliantAnyone else find it funny that when you type in "urine sample" in Google and click on images, a link to xtremesystems is on the first page?
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Mobo: DFI UT X58 T3eH8
RAM: 12GB OCZ DDR3-1600 Platinum
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I was going to cal BS on that - but - you're right. Here's another one from the first page.
yow
20 Logs on the fire for WCG:
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