Urban dictionary word of the day

[twilyth]

October 4: courtesy fart

When someone accidentally farts and is embarrased, you should, if you have one ready, let one fly as well. This is a courtesy fart.
This is an opportune time for you to release since then the two fart smells will interfere and no one will discover how unbelievibly nasty your ass is.

Boris farted as he bent over to pick up his shuttlec0ck at the badminton tournament. Shung Fe felt so bad for him that he offered up a courtesy fart. Unfortunately Shung Fe's rice and eggnoodle fart could not completely mask the liverwurst and vodka fart from Boris, and everyone had to leave the court for 15 minutes.

I like the part about the 2 farts interferring - sort of like noise cancellation technology.

[twilyth]

piglet flu

November 5: Piglet Flu

During times of pandemic, the common flu is known as Piglet Flu. While less deadly than Swine Flu it still makes you feel like s***. However, because it is not infamous like swine flu you get no respect from having it. So you feel like crap and no one gives a damn because you don't have h1n1.

Doctor: How do you feel.
Patient: Like s***.
Doctor: Well the tests came back, you don't have swine flu. So get the hell out you lazy good for nothing bastard. Come back with a real illness.

Patient (as he is thrown out) But i really do have the flu. Even if it is only piglet flu.

Not that funny I guess, but I liked it.

[osiris999]

whooty= A white girl with a booty

[dengyong]

whooty= A white girl with a booty

I think your pic was photoshoped.... I have the original.

[osiris999]

you must have a small peiner.

[twilyth]

WHOOT! (hehehe)

November 9: indoorsman

A person who spends considerable time in indoor pursuits, such as computing, sleeping and watching sports on television.

"Sean, an avid indoorsman, is highly regarded for his skill at video games and computer programming."

Let's watch as the world famous indoorsman stalks his prey - the elusive Periplaneta americana (aka American c0ckroach)

[95blackz26]

dutch oven

Blowing hard ass wind under the covers several times and building up stench while your old lady is brushing her teeth and getting ready for bed, then when she gets into bed, pull the covers over her head and yell "Dutch Oven" and let her enjoy the stench of your ass gas for at least 30 seconds.

[twilyth]

November 14: Weiner Cousins

When two men have had sex with the same woman/women, they become weiner cousins. This is a bond that can never be broken.

We're weiner cousins now, that means we're closer than brothers.

Can I get an ewwwww?

[vaio]

Smap!

[twilyth]

figured I'd resurrect this thread to post my latest creation - soon to be published on the Urban Dictionary. But you'll need to buy a vowel (hint: it's the one that makes it nasty)

c*ntentious

the state of being for a woman where she picks fights with men for no apparent reason. Her unfocused wrath is usually directed at all men but those closed to her will be on the receiving end of most of her s***.

Example: So I went to buy a paper and saw that it was the last one. Before I could put my money in the slot, this c*ntentious bit** walks over and tells me to f*** myself because it was her paper. As I was walking away she was mumbling some s*** about how men weren't good enough to lick dog s*** off of her shoes.

[HuffPCair]

man i had forgot about this thread lol
I had to go back and read some.

[Chevelle]

OMG ... I just found this thread. And now can't stop laughing !!

[Chipmonk]

bomb bay duck . A dog's egg that quacks to let one know it wants to come out.

[Judaeus Apella]

Its easy to get a new word, just find one in one of those anti-spam measures they have on sites like youtube, where you have to type the mixed up letters you see.

Here's one, "tromothest". Hmmmm... I wonder what that could mean?

[Chipmonk]

C.U.N.T = An abbreviation meaning Computer User Not Trained (supposedly).

Cabbage Mechanic = Army Chef sometimes known as a Slop Jockey

Gonk Bag = Sleeping Bag also called a Horizontal time accelerator.

( yes i am ex forces and we a thousands of these things)