The G00D M0RNING Thread!!!

[fart_plume]

G00d M0rning!!! Coffees brewing!

[Xanadu]

Good morning Plume. Just doing the crosswords now.

[fart_plume]

Just waiting for my caffine drip here.............

[loonym]

Another great day!!! We're having incredible weather and my little girl and I already went for a short dip. I think we're going to skip the 4-wheeler ride and go straight for the boat ride instead. I want to see if the bass are hitting yet.

[fart_plume]

Sound like a great morning!

[my87csx481]

Mornin' all.

My ol' lady shared this with me from one of the forums she frequents, it may be old, but it's new to me:

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'

[CyberDruid]

Mornin' all.

My ol' lady shared this with me from one of the forums she frequents, it may be old, but it's new to me:

That's the truth!

[Kayin]

My wife would punch me. Repeatedly.

Mornin, where's the ****ing caffeine.

[fart_plume]

I just told the joke to my wife she's still laughing.................

[CyberDruid]

Mine said: "typical"

[WrigleyVillain]

Oh, hey, for all intents and purposes today is Friday! Yay 4 day weekend!

[fart_plume]

Wife starts new job tomorrow and it's getting bloody hot here!!

[[XC] junglemaster]

Morning. Cold right now for some of us in the Southern worlds But, about to hit the gym before I have to head to the airport.

Yesterday...fly Adelaide to Melbourne. Today, Fly Melbourne to Brisbane. Tomorrow fly Brisbane to Melbourne. Monday, back to Adelaide

[Movieman]

Morning. Cold right now for some of us in the Southern worlds But, about to hit the gym before I have to head to the airport.

Yesterday...fly Adelaide to Melbourne. Today, Fly Melbourne to Brisbane. Tomorrow fly Brisbane to Melbourne. Monday, back to Adelaide

Grab a stewedess to keep you warm inbetween flights..

[jcool]

Now that's a very good proposition. Remember to post some pics, nooc style

[karl_eller]

*grumble grumble* need some real coffee. Only place that sells coffee within walking distance of work is a McDonald's, and even their McCafe stuff is fairly bleh. I should start bringing some real coffee with me...

Eller

[Movieman]

*grumble grumble* need some real coffee. Only place that sells coffee within walking distance of work is a McDonald's, and even their McCafe stuff is fairly bleh. I should start bringing some real coffee with me...

Eller

one of the best things I ever bought is a coffeemaker that you can program to go on at whatever time you want in the am..Cost me in the $70.00 range and worth every penny..
Alarm clock goes off and smell of fresh coffee brewing.
Helps motivate your butt out of bed..

[Sparky]

one of the best things I ever bought is a coffeemaker that you can program to go on at whatever time you want in the am..Cost me in the $70.00 range and worth every penny..
Alarm clock goes off and smell of fresh coffee brewing.
Helps motivate your butt out of bed..

That would be nice. Maybe I'll get myself one of those at some point.

[fart_plume]

We're using an old percolator, works better than the Mr. Coffee types, if that breaks I'll start using my resturant Bunn coffee maker.

[loonym]

Lol, that's what I have. A huge bunn restaurant coffee maker. It's good and bad I guess. I like that it makes coffee really fast. On the downside it has this huge filter basket so the regular filters from the market won't work right. The grounds always spill over one side. The only place I've found the big ones that fit it is Sam's Club and you have to buy a case. At least I have plenty of filters.

[fart_plume]

you can get a new filter basket from bunn that fits both sizes of filters, you have a single, double or triple pot model? i have two double pot models and a triple. Bad thing about it is that they are always on and they suck a lot of power. My electric dropped $20.00 a month when I quit using it.

[loonym]

This one's a double. My sister gave it to me as a present and I really do like it. She buys them somewhere online from a place that refurbishes them. I drink tons of coffee so it was the ideal gift. It's my beverage of choice and my doctors all gripe at me about it. Kind of hushes 'em up though when I suggest I could go back to a case of beer and quart of rotgut a day instead.

[fart_plume]

If you want to save a bit of money get a heavy duty timer to shut it off while your sleeping and turn it back on 20 minutes before you wake up. You'd be surprised how much you'll save enough to run a couple more quads I bet!!

[loonym]

Interesting idea... I'll see if I can pick one up this weekend, thanks.

[fart_plume]

No problem, I love those coffee pots they are fast, 5 minutes and coffee is ready!! You might see if you can find a programmable one. Or goto the X10 website get one of there kits and you can set up a plug in controller that your computer can control, along with all the lights in your house.........you can even get a module heavy enough to switch a 220v ac on and off.