HD4870x2 just around the corner
Daamit tells gagged hacks
By Blinking Nora: Monday, 23 June 2008, 9:51 PM
IN A MALAGAN BUNKER, AMD's borged graphics gang divluged their latest 3D battle plan to a gaggle of gagged hacks.
These were alegedly chained in a room with a real live 45nm Phenom lurking behind the curtains. No-one's sure whether it was turned on.
Daamiteers were on hand to overclock current 65nm Phenoms to 3.3GHz using nothing but sneaky software.
Why! Those pesky Nvidians can't even name their cards properly let alone sell any! the Daamiteers cried. They're up to their eyeballs in inventory!
And, having gotten its act together - unlike the chip chaps that borged them, said one - AMD's graphics divison will launch the HD4870X2 sooner rather than later, they proclaimed.
And it will be dressed entirely in black just like the 9800GX2. µ
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