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    Thumbs up New air cooler immediatly doubles length of your e-penis


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    Wow, it looks to be the size of a double radiator, lol.

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    Our member, PcCI2iminal, has shown us some initial results with this cooler HERE, using Kentsfield QX6700 and DFI Lan Party RD600...
    I work for Corsair Components, Inc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bachus_anonym
    Our member, PcCI2iminal, has shown us some initial results with this cooler HERE, using Kentsfield QX6700 and DFI Lan Party RD600...
    Looks even more monstrous in real life

    The Hanibal Lector of coolers

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    for those of you who just hate seeing the upper portion of your motherboard?
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    what if our e-penis is already huge? do we have to worry about ripping holes in pants?

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    I saw a pic of this a little while back, forget where though.
    Makes the Typhoon look like a dust devil :-P.

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    hmm...Wouldn't this have problems with alot of cases since when you put it on there's no longer any room for an exhaust fan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by otogrim
    hmm...Wouldn't this have problems with alot of cases since when you put it on there's no longer any room for anything else.
    fixed. lol

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    Consiquently, on the other side of the coin for the other sex, a different cooler... well "coolers" really, surprised me recently. Its these two made by ZEROtherm, that are being sold over at NewEgg below:

    ZEROtherm BTF95 CPU Cooler

    ZEROtherm BTF90 92mm Silent UFO CPU Cooler

    According to THIS review for the BTF90 and THIS review for the BTF95, they are infact on par with the heaviest condenders like the Sythe Ninja and the Sunbeamtech Tuniq.

    Drawback? Well... anyone with a e-shlong is going to be extremely reluctant to put one in his case... unless he likes other e-shlongs. LOL

    Back when nVidia was using that sexy butterfly chick avatar for their marketing campain, this probably would have sold better.

    But there's no way in hell I'm putting a girly butterfly in my manly rig.
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    werd, no butterflys in my beastly rig either

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    Quote Originally Posted by Judaeus Apella

    Drawback? Well... anyone with a shlong is going to be extremely reluctant to put one in his case... unless he likes other shlongs. LOL


    But there's no way in hell I'm putting a girly butterfly in my manly rig.
    LMFAO that one made me laugh for a while
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    About time we started seeing more ridiculously huge CPU coolers. Now I want some double slotted GPU coolers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Judaeus Apella

    But there's no way in hell I'm putting a girly butterfly in my manly rig.
    Mod it to make in to a MAN's cooler, scar the butterfly, make it into a monster. Idk, slap a picture of a chick on it lol

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    LOL. Actually I meant to say e-shlong. (I fixed it)

    Edit:
    My thousanth post! I'm not an XS newbie anymore!

    So how does this work? I don't have to go through some weird initiation now do I?
    Last edited by Judaeus Apella; 02-04-2007 at 04:05 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Judaeus Apella
    LOL. Actually I meant to say e-shlong. (I fixed it)

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    My thousanth post! I'm not an XS newbie anymore!

    So how does this work? I don't have to go through some weird initiation now do I?
    i believe they call it hazing

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    They better not...

    Or I'll be sacrificing someones fingers to the Delta Fan God.
    This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions, twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Judaeus Apella
    They better not...

    Or I'll be sacrificing someones fingers to the Delta Fan God.

    U just get pelted with dead CPUs, each one of us gets to throw it at you. 1 Shot per XSr that has over 2K post :P

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    you have to eat a dead cpu.
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    Lol, I don't mind as long as its by that chick in your avatar.
    This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions, twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace.

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    We shove the butterfly cpu cooler in you here
    Work and School, Work and School, oi!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Judaeus Apella
    Lol, I don't mind as long as its by that chick in your avatar.
    HA keeping wishing! :-P

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    HEY! I have that butterfly and it is awesome .

    Keeps my E6400 @ 3.2Ghz a cool 30 C.

    It also has red LEDs so it's like some kind of killer moth thing.

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    in 2 years air will be dead.

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    Unless they just keep on lowering heat output, then there really is no need for anything more

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