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    yes bump there are alot of dumb people out there
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    Nice thread but i don't think they will all fit!!! LOL I would say 99% of the reviews on that site are as dumb as they get....

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    Lulz pretty funny
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    yea that last one i posted that dude seems like he spend a million dollars on this server and know he has no body. what a freak.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeepBeep2 View Post
    bump

    Come on guys, revive this thread!
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    Pros: okay forget everything you thought you knew okay you did it good okay now my mom tells everyone i know a lot about computers which is true okay i build them also i made student of the month again because i'm smart anyway buy this.

    Cons: It needs to come with a graphics card preferably the best because seriously what's the point if it doesn't? You got good cpu but bad graphics card then you can overclock your video to best speeds. Why buy graphics cards at all, eh?

    Other Thoughts: Mountain Dew maybe some pizza from Dominos with every order of this CPU would also be cool then I would recommend it. Other than that, stay away.

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    Holy crap that can't be a serious review okay because at first okay he says to buy it okay and then at the end okay he says to stay away okay so this just doesn't make sense okay
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    It's easy to find bad reviews / most never even purchased items from Newegg.....
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    This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions, twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Judaeus Apella View Post
    WOW What a freakin idiot!!!
    haha!

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    I read that review the other day and had a good laugh myself. I totally forgot about this thread though.

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    The funniest thing I've ever heard is from a customer service tech. He said that he received a complaint about a computer that wouldn't work unless you plugged the power plug into the wall, EVEN THOUGH it was sold to her as a "Wireless Computer". Where the hell do these people come from!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BababooeyHTJ View Post
    I saw that review. Sure left me scratching my head. Wonder if someone slipped something into his Dew.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Judaeus Apella View Post
    The funniest thing I've ever heard is from a customer service tech. He said that he received a complaint about a computer that wouldn't work unless you plugged the power plug into the wall, EVEN THOUGH it was sold to her as a "Wireless Computer". Where the hell do these people come from!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Judaeus Apella View Post
    The funniest thing I've ever heard is from a customer service tech. He said that he received a complaint about a computer that wouldn't work unless you plugged the power plug into the wall, EVEN THOUGH it was sold to her as a "Wireless Computer". Where the hell do these people come from!
    When I was doing support, I was helping a lady with a computer that wouldn't boot. Finally that was one of the things I asked her. Whether its a true call or not, I think almost everyone who goes through phone support training hears that call about the computer not plugged in. So when I asked her to check if it was plugged in, and the power switch was on, she said hold on a minute I have to find a flashlight, the power is out in the neighborhood.
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    The funniest thing I've ever heard is from a customer service tech. He said that he received a complaint about a computer that wouldn't work unless you plugged the power plug into the wall, EVEN THOUGH it was sold to her as a "Wireless Computer". Where the hell do these people come from!

    Quote Originally Posted by Aberration View Post
    When I was doing support, I was helping a lady with a computer that wouldn't boot. Finally that was one of the things I asked her. Whether its a true call or not, I think almost everyone who goes through phone support training hears that call about the computer not plugged in. So when I asked her to check if it was plugged in, and the power switch was on, she said hold on a minute I have to find a flashlight, the power is out in the neighborhood.
    Yeah that reminds me of a former coworker who used to wok at Fry's in the computer department. He dealt with a guy who returned a desktop PC because the "cupholder" (CD-ROM tray) would not close
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    When I was working as a rep for Sony some years ago, I was going over customer complaints of the cameras I was selling... and get this. Someone complained that the flash didn't work during video recording and made a big rant about it. I was too stunned and shocked to think it was funny. I can't even comprehend the stupidity of some of these people!
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    I don't see how some of these people manage to figure out how to leave a review.
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    almost 95% of these ones are dumb dumbs
    http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produc...82E16835100007

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    Dumbest Complaint Ever

    My last boss who was a real POS complained to me that I had not fixed his laptop as the internet did not work. I when to his office and he was not there and his laptop was open and I call google up on IE and did a couple of searches, no problems. I left a Postit on the screen saying IE working fine.

    Next thing I know my Boss bursts into my office screaming that the internet on his laptop was still not working. So I go down to his office and click on the little e of IE and it opens a black screen and I type in google.com and up it comes. SO I ask him what the problem is and he says "Wheres my hotmail?".

    I turns his normal default home page was to Hotmail.com and I had set it to "BLANK", to say the guy was asked to leave our company six months later by the BI BOSS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NKrader View Post
    almost 100% of these ones are dumb dumbs
    http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produc...82E16835100007

    Fixed. Why spend $13 on 3.5g of thermal paste that's no longer the best and, you can get the same 3.5g tube from SVC for $6.82.

    Though, I do get a good laugh outta the folks making the "drop my temps X amount at idle" statements.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waterlogged View Post

    Fixed. Why spend $13 on 3.5g of thermal paste that's no longer the best and, you can get the same 3.5g tube from SVC for $6.82.

    Though, I do get a good laugh outta the folks making the "drop my temps X amount at idle" statements.
    dude, my idle temps are so much better than yours. your just jelous

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    Quote Originally Posted by NKrader View Post
    dude, my idle temps are so much better than yours. your just jelous
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